N.K.

enjoy my stream of consciousness

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Mondays are always a reminder that I don’t have generational wealth.

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Just found out Bubba Sparxxx is white???

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Saw a white spider for the first time this morning.

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I’d call you a liar if you said you don’t pick your nose every now and then

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Still sad btw

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My bestie loves reading my tweets so sometimes I read my tweets as her before I post it to make sure it’s funny (I feel like I’ve tweeted this before)

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Note to self: don’t buy chocolate pretzels

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A tree is always growing in two directions at the same time

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Best thing*

Update: I did but I’m still sad

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I’m going to make losing you the best that ever happened to me

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I just realized all the commercials during jeopardy are just companies trying to scam old people

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Life really changes when you turn off work email notifications on your phone

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Does anybody know what it’s like to love your job? Asking for a friend

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Got home from a comedy show and realized my shirt was on backwards all night - turns out I was the joke

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I hope im invited to Thanksgiving at whoever’s house is prepping like this

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Why is it so embarassing to have my windshield wipers on too fast while I’m driving

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Can somebody please explain the proper way to eat a Bay Cities sandwich without the entire thing falling apart

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The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is my bladder or my bowels

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I wonder if aliens say “no homo” - as in, “no Homo sapiens”

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If you’ve never tried the chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich from Trader Joe’s, you’ve never lived

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If I go to the bathroom at the office and I hear somebody else in there, I turn back every time. My coworkers will NEVER hear me poop