FriendlyCryptoSheriff

i hate the antichrist

[Boxenlude @BoxenIude]

DHL Hermes

[Beatrice Achterberg @BeaBovary]

Geht’s deutscher als sich aus dem heimischen Gästezimmer mit Dachschräge und Fenster auf Kipp in den G9-Call einzuwählen

[bingle @binkymode]

if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire

[Michael Connell 🇮🇪 @FeargAgusFuath]

This is who is arguing with you on the internet...

[sui @birdabo]

pewdiepie’s character development needs to be studied.

> dropped out of university.
> worked odd jobs while uploading gaming videos.
> became the biggest YouTuber.
> got into reading books.
> got into drawings (insanely good)
> got into philosophy.
> moved to Japan and started family vlogs.
> got into tech.
> deep into linux.
> installed arch.
> replaced all his google services.
> learned coding.
> bought tons of GPUs.
> made his own local data center.
> trained his own LLM.
> distilled OpenAI’s Sol into his local model and got banned twice lmao.

[Kevin Crow @ItsKevinCrow]

In the early 2010s, Millenials went from looking like the first picture to the second picture in like a two year span.

[Ayal Ecken @Ayalecken]

Das darf doch alles nicht wahr sein

[its me from Berlin @Black_Hole110]

Ich muss mal wieder Öffis fahren, nun muss ich einen Fahrschein kaufen der nur 5 Euro kostet. Dafür bekommst du, verdreckte Öffis, vollgepisste und vollgeschissene Obdachlos Junkies. Lautsprecher telefonierende Kanaken, die dich abstechen wollen wenn du was sagst. 5 € für alles

[Bobby @RealBlackIrish]

A guy on tiktok posted a video of himself clearing tree debris from a path, and asked people to list other random acts of Whiteness in the replies…

[𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ @sonnysehra]

in 1987, west german ice hockey team ecd iserlohn was going through financial problems ($3.5 million in debt). desperate for sponsorships, they struck a $900,000 deal with libyan dictator colonel gaddafi to advertise his ideological manifesto “the green book” on their jerseys.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

You will know the autists by their signatures

[𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗬🕷️🧢 @mf__trey]

Weed smokers when you suggest they might be addicted

[dono yokagi 🇫🇷 @PolGasull]

@PaulBlaque1

[h.fallafelda @harryhalafada]

okay Claude sehr geile excel Tabelle danke und jetzt mach dass die Traurigkeit weg geht

[Fab 🦊 @fabthefoxx]

>be regular office worker in Germany
>Sachbearbeiter, 12 years same company
>48,000€ brutto
>2,590€ netto
>employer also paid ~10,000€ you never see
>"Arbeitgeberanteil"
>rent 1,180€ warm for 58m²
>Nebenkostenabrechnung: +640€ Nachzahlung
>Rundfunkbeitrag for a TV you don't own
>Deutschlandticket was 49€, now 63€
>train cancelled anyway
>get 3% raise
>kalte Progression eats half
>inflation eats the rest
>Tagesgeld 1.75%
>"at least it's safe"
>Renteninformation says 1,410€ at 67
>before tax, before Krankenkasse, before 25 years of inflation
>ask bank advisor about retirement
>he sells you a Riester-Vertrag with 2% annual fees
>Döner now 9.50€
>remember when it was 3.50€
>politician on TV: "we all have to tighten our belts"
>his salary is automatically indexed
>mention Bitcoin at Familienfeier
>uncle: "das ist doch nur für Kriminelle"
>uncle has had 40,000€ on a Sparbuch since 2008
>Wohlstand für Alle

[UntergrundBonn @UntergrundBonn]

Es ist der beste und der deutscheste aller Klassiker, dass die ganzen Luisa Neubauers und Danger Dans die Last ihrer Ideologie nach unten delegieren, während sie das eigene Privileg zum unumgänglichen Opfer für das Ganze verklären.

[Aquib @heystykid]

POV: you switched to a low reasoning effort model

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

dudes will be 35 years old posting “NYC on 35mm film” time to get it together bro