Nik.

Berkeley Alum 🐻 | OBGYN🥼 | Igbo Kwenu 🇳🇬

[Nik. @niknakbar]

Igbo amaka 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

The cockiest people in the United States of America just won a championship

[Klaus Mikaelson @Kprime3]

Saying you don’t wanna lock something down cause summer is coming up and you 30 is crazy

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Never befriend the girl who’s only “friends” are her sisters or her cousins.

[sine. @sneminaj]

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

when im having an awful week but someone asks if i want to go have fun

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Black girls called you ugly...so you want me to believe the white girls called you
HANDSOME?

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Never marry a man who makes less than you!!!

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

Women who are ok with men doing whatever they want as long as he pays the bills scare me, I’m not gonna lie😭

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

30 is old asf until I turn 30 then its not.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

what jim carrey did on the grinch really hasn’t been topped since lmfao it’s been 25 years too

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Jim Carrey never received the credit he deserved for How the Grinch Stole Christmas when it initially released. But now that we’re all learning more about the torture Carrey endured so as to play the Grinch, I think his performance is finally getting the praise it truly deserves.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

The biological clock shit will have u witnessing peers becoming losers in pursuit of a husband in real time, very scary to witness 💔

[Shelby🫦🫶🏻 @justkaren____]

If you work in healthcare as a woman, your standards have to be high because almost everyday you see what happens to women that fell in love with bums

[Ken @oohkeneilwe]

very busy year, forgot to get married...we go again next year

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

“why are you single?”

because no guy has survived the “if he is not for me, then remove him from my life” prayer.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“All women do is use men”

First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[omar @DripArab]

"right person, wrong time"

no, wrong person and a waste of time.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

sometimes even an apology can’t fix what happened because the real issue isn’t the mistake, it’s the part of your character that allowed you to do it in the first place. and you can’t apologize for character.

[Noise Maker™️🇺🇬🇸🇴 @CanaanArinda0]

Mom: "Can you believe your cousin now smokes weed"

Me who sold it to him: