Nikki

I don't want to adult today.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@CSE1974 @WRAL The fact that you didn't delete this racist ass tweet is wild. Regardless of your intention, which I absolutely believe was racist but you will deny it, this should be deleted. Unless, of course, you believe this in your heart...... stand your ground on your racist beliefs

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@shxtsngigs Yyyyeeessssss. I am very upfront about being handsy. She is absolutely right. Something about the back and shoulders.......guys do not skip leg day just so I can stare at your backside. I will never try to spread your cheeks, but I will help myself to a handful.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@shxtsngigs I used to have one of these. They are really sweet and loving. HOWEVER! He did this to me once in the middle of the night when I came back from the bathroom. Except he landed on my face. I thought Death came for me that night.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@BIZ_730 @BlerdCentral I really wanted to see this, and now my whole day is dampened.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@shxtsngigs Bop by da baby

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@shxtsngigs Just get married already. There are tax breaks for that kind of shit. Might as well benefit from your dying love for one another.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward and just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@germyfur Or days when you are determined to be kind to everyone before MFer really want to test just how suppressed your inner chonga is and you end up loosing your shit in a parking lot

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@Snukey_B @hannahjtw I did the same thing when I was pregnant. I always reminded them during scheduling. One woman seriously looked at me & said well you don't have to take your clothes off. My eyes burned into hers. I didn't blink. They do not care about you when you're "plus size"

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@Snukey_B @hannahjtw 2) I went back and says. Yes I was right. You have PCOS. I have refused to see a male doctor since than. I do not give a good goddamn how sexist that sounds.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

@Snukey_B @hannahjtw I had been seeing doctors for 10 years. In thise 10 years, they were all men and all said I am just too fat. I finally saw a female doctor in my 20's. Within less than 5 minutes, she said I know what your problem is but you have to have an ultrasound to prove my point.

[Nikki @NikNikasaurus]

Why do I even have Twitter? Simply because the replies to other people's tweets make my whole day. Either laughing til it hurts or realizing things ain't so bad for me. Happy Friday!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

How about we nix Presidents Day and make Election Day a national holiday instead?

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

We see you.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

tucker carlson and other republicans who are upset about the verdict are actually showing their true expectations of the criminal justice system. it's one where cops are supposed to kill black people and get away with it.

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

Republican Senator John Kennedy asks @StaceyAbrams to give him a list of provisions in Georgia’s new voter suppression law that she objects to.

It’s a long list.

Give it a listen:

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

The next four witnesses, who watched George Floyd plead for his life as Derek Chauvin kneeled on his neck, are not being shown on camera because they are so young.

Let that sink in.

Too young to be shown on camera but witnesses in a murder trial.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10