Niko

I’m a professional.

[The Ocean Cleanup @TheOceanCleanup]

We've just improved on our single largest System 002 catch record. On October 24, we extracted 10,755 kg of plastic from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch after less than five days.

[Niko @nikokatakis]

Chris Evans is more believable as Lloyd Hansen than Steve Rogers #TheGreyMan

[The Ocean Cleanup @TheOceanCleanup]

BREAKING: we are now testing our Interceptor Trashfence in Guatemala's Rio Motagua Basin home to what we believe to be the world's most polluting river.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

🧐

[Niko @nikokatakis]

My toxic trait is buying new video games even though I haven’t even touched the last 5 games I’ve bought

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Congress will hold its first UFO public hearings since 1970 next week

Exciting!

https://t.co/QN9RyiM4Ok

[Niko @nikokatakis]

There’s a couple throwing their one year old’s birthday at a brewery and I just really vibe with that

[Niko @nikokatakis]

Any ad that says “millennials” is for boomers

[Niko @nikokatakis]

Everyday feels like camping when you have no heat

[Niko @nikokatakis]

White people love saying “long time no see” when you walk back inside cause you forgot something.

[Niko @nikokatakis]

@RyanBohac I’ve straight up seen the same “expert” selling both rhetoric, it’s great it’s trash, just on different blogs. Good sign it’s a scam lol

[Niko @nikokatakis]

@essayareayaych @dillpicks We interned together on a film that never actually got released cause the director was shit and wanted to make a movie about an issue she had zero knowledge of, funded by people of the same cloth. Had fun getting hammered on a golf course though

[Niko @nikokatakis]

The fact Mary Poppins Returns ain’t called “Mary Poppins 2: Still Poppin” is the greatest travesty of our generation.

[Niko @nikokatakis]

@RyanBohac I bought 4 tickets to go zip-lining and 2 tickets to the MSU homecoming game all way under retail and I already have buyers for all of them lol

[Niko @nikokatakis]

@essayareayaych I was overly ambitious at a silent auction and no one outbid me. But I’m a go on another vacation now so that’s cool

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@essayareayaych They going to learn to read now

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What’s the point of having a king bed if not to functionally ignore the pile of unfounded laundry you did last week sitting on the one side

[Niko @nikokatakis]

@paulymacLeod Pecan