Why hasn’t anyone come up with a tire launching gun yet? Those rogue tires you see on a road are an unstoppable force! Imagine if that was weaponized 🤯! Thanks for joining my #tedtalk#roguetire
I heard a new word today and it’s besmirched.
I don’t know what it means, but I learned it. 😂
With out looking what it means Id like to think it’s something negative..
Something like that bitch Carol ate the last bowl of Cocoa Puffs. I’d like to besmirch my foot in her ass.
Last night I had a dream that I went to a party and @elonmusk was there. I ran into him and he insisted we have a DJ scratch battle. The party got lit and high fived. Stepbrother moment happened. Did we just become best friends?! Do you want to go play with Flamethrowers?! Okay!