Swift Mischief

Trade journal. Swings, scalps, shitcos, and memecoins. I'm really bad at this.

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

We're so fuckin back!!!! New York or nowhere!!!!! #AlwaysKnicks

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

Knicks are cursed i stg

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

SET THE TONE FELLAS #AlwaysKnicks

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

When do the Ryan Cohen filings hit? Ya know, the ones that show he longed a fuckton of Ebay calls and dumped another shitload of GME shares..

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$META sniped

[PanthersAlerts @distinctalerts]

@DeItaone Biggest bullshit manipulation headline I’ve ever seen. It’s literally an article talking about a draft for PEACETIME - which it specifically states is not the current situation.

But whatever MMs and institutions need to f***ing manipulate this shit.

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

who did this to the stock market today??? $SPY $QQQ

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

Trump speech an absolute nothingburger.

Truly unbelievable. Absolutely no substance of what’s next.

No promises of ending it.

The show goes on.

[Flowseidon @kiantrades]

$SPY 640P 4/6exp $2.5M premium
#flowseidon

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$SPY daily 200sma test near 659

even a push to 660.3 is still a 4H lower high

hmmmm....

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

what a difference 2 sessions can make

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

@Comedyorwat lmaoo every day my April puts flip green to red to green. Something's gotta give!

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$SPY is down 9% from the highs

[Nicholas A. Pantano @npantano_]

Worst stock market in history. What a waste of everyone’s time this past year was.

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

@Bobbybo28552542 @Comedyorwat chilll dawg Jackie is the homie. been rockin with dude since like 200 followers lmfao

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$SPY (1H)
possible inverted H&S building out
holding 50sma
retest of 664.1--665 neckline tomorrow?
200sma test near 663.5 perhaps??

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

@Comedyorwat lmaoo every day my April puts flip green to red to green. Something's gotta give!

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$RBLX weekly 200sma tested

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

$RBLX (W) starter position secured

adding more at test of the 200MA ~54

loading the boat if it gets between 43--35

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

Trump "talks with Iran" not even 24 hours after insiders bet on ceasefire by EOM lmfaooooooo.

They'll cash out, then talks with Iran won't go anywhere. War continues. 4H downtrend continues.

$SPY $QQQ

[Lirratø @itslirrato]

Just tracked a highly suspicious group of 10 Polymarket wallets

They're trying to stay under the radar by splitting into small positions, but I caught their pattern

- All in on YES for US x Iran ceasefire by Mar 31/Apr 15
- $7K to $24K in positions per wallet
- 99% of positions were bought with market orders
- Combined size: $160K
- Payout if a ceasefire hits by EOM: +$1.04M

2 of these exact wallets previously bet YES on the US striking Iran before Feb 28 and cashed out $135k

This accumulation is still happening as of today

Someone is building a massive position under the radar

Hard to believe these are just random users

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

2 hours ago:

[FinancialJuice @financialjuice]

Trump: We're getting very close to meeting our objectives as we consider winding down our great military efforts in the Middle East

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

Dawg this is the type of boss you got to war for. Whoever snitched is mad pussy $SMCI

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA

>SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today
>personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock
>charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china
>used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers
>$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025
>built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors
>caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers
>coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats
>SMCI down 12% after hours
>faces up to 30 years in federal prison

ITS SO OVER…

[Swift Mischief @nikonotnice_]

3 hours in and no bots. Ain't that some shit 😂

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

Remember when people were upset Hunter Biden sold some paintings for a million

And now each member of the Trump family is making billions with a new grift every other month and everyone is just silent about it

At least be consistent