Nettled Nik

If you're a student of mine that found this, turn away now.

He/Him

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

Fun fact: Idaho didn't become a state until 25 years after the civil war ended, so if you're flying a Confederate flag here you not only look incredibly ignorant but completely fucking stupid.

[shindigs @shindags]

This feels like the Pokemon Go summer of 2016, but for hating

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

genuinely think ‘im too famous to be a pedophile’ is one of the wildest takes i’ve ever heard 💀

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Q. Hey, MAGA Republicans - what's the difference between abortion and the death penalty?

A. Jesus actually spoke out against the death penalty!

[george watsky @gwatsky]

Elon musk really is a superhero. I thought making a Meta product look palatable was impossible. But he continues to defy the odds ��‍♂️

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

Nothing quite ruins the night out drinking like hearing your bartender is fucking your ex 🤙🏽

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@tnymorales @FalconryFinance

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

Honestly the vibe

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@tnymorales Arson is literally the only answer Tony

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

The state of the union is giving me flashbacks to catholic church. Like I get clapping and cheering for things you agree with but the standing and sitting every 2 minutes is weird. Half these fuckers are 70+, can't be good for their knees.

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@Deemeele Ok that's less bad 🤣

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@Deemeele esperar en el mismo vaso o no?

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@Deemeele WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 🥴

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

Can't even bring myself to finish The Good Place how fucking lame is that

[juan @juanbuis]

incredible how the french have truly *perfected* the art of striking

[Idaho Democratic Party @IdahoDems]

Public money belongs in public schools.

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

@Deemeele Some day we won't disappoint them, right?🥲

[Nettled Nik @NikoRalis]

My mom is wine drunk and crying about me being single. Send help.