nix

maybe I'm just cosmically doomed.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

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[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

I don’t believe in the Grand Canyon I don’t think that it’s real

[nix @Nikrigzz]

20 something year old women looking like they are 40 something year old women nowadays because they're all getting the same procedures. How about we stop putting chemicals in our faces, especially in our 20's.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

I'm pretty sure the universe gets rid of excess energy by slowly taking away our socks.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Remember tea bagging? Ima start lip dipping motherfuckers.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Nietzsche.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Ya know what smoking weed doesn't help? A cracked rib you got from smoking weed.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Fuck. It's Monday. That means that was my brain and not the tornado sirens.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Somethin' about the sunshine just makes old people so mean. It's like they're vampires and the sun is just melting the cunt outta them.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Today I was bartending and an old lady genuinely asked me if I was on the spectrum. And then tipped me $7. If you're gonna tell me I seem autistic you better atleast cough up a 20.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

I taught my 1 ½ year old niece how to do the pull your finger bit and I'm pretty proud of that one.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

Dude just told me that he got stabbed in the stomach and the only reason he survived was cause his abs were so thick and strong.

[nix @Nikrigzz]

I love having a niece just to see how happy and pure I used to be at that age. It just reminds me that I still have that simple happiness in me somewhere.