Mr.Nobody

The man who doesn't exist.

[The Educated Moron @EducatedMoron]

During college, we used to play counter-strike on weekend evenings, and our gaming session alerts went out over google chat. One weekend, I was setting up the session and pinged all the usual players except one friend who had just lost his father three days earlier.

As we were about to start, I got a message from him asking "If you guys are playing today, let me know, I will join in.”

We played for an hour or two. Afterwards, I messaged him saying I hadn’t expected him to join, and that it would’ve felt insensitive to even ask. He replied that this last one hour was the only time he felt like he wasn’t losing his mind in the past three days and he needed this.

Grief is personal. And everyone finds their own way to survive it.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Twitter users are shocked that someone used hinge for dating and not farming screenshots

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

Single player gaming will always be superior

[Monarch @basbhaimomo]

What are the odds?

Auto bhaiya asked me 4 times, sir please tell OTP not the Vehicle Number 😵‍💫

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Getting into a multiplayer game then it gets THAT update

[meeta @meetapersecond]

mom took my dog to a grooming place and they sent her back with this necklace 😭😭😭😭

[A @alok_TTID]

Twitter, never change!!! 😭😭😭

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

This sentence

[fortnite big boss @fortnitebigboss]

We are NOT doing this again

[mara @vixeias]

why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit. i use it to search up very obvious questions so there’s no record of me looking dumb

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔 @Shebas_10dulkar]

In Last Decade (2010 to 2019)

ODI Centuries in Chases
25 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
22 - Australia
22 - Newzealand
22 - Southafrica
21 - Pakistan
19 - Westindies
13 - Bangladesh
12 - Ireland
11 - Zimbabwe

200+ Partnerships in ODI
11 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
11 - Southafrica
9 - Srilanka
6 - Australia
6 - England
5 - Westindies
4 - Newzealand
4 - Pakistan
3 - Bangladesh
2 - Afghanistan

Intl Centuries by Captains
41 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
38 - Southafrica
36 - England
30 - Newzealand
23 - Srilanka
14 - Pakistan
12 - Zimbabwe
9 - Bangladesh

Test 100s in AUS by Captains
4 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
2 - Southafrica
1 - England
0 - Newzealand
0 - Pakistan
0 - Srilanka
0 - Westindies

200s in Test by Captains
7 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
6 - Australia
4 - Newzealand
3 - Southafrica
2 - England
1 - Bangldrsh
1 - Srilanka
1 - Westindies

ICC Individual Awards
(Test/ODI + Cricketer of the Year)
6 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
4 - Srilanka
4 - Southafrica
3 - England
0 - Newzealand
0 - Pakistan
0 - Westindies
0 - Bangladesh

M.O.S Awards by Captains
10 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
10 - Southafrica
10 - Australia
8 - England
7 - Newzealand
6 - Bangladesh
5 - Pakistan
4 - Srilanka
3 - Westindies

150+ Scores in ODI
(Among Non-Openers)
4 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞���𝗵𝗹𝗶
4 - Southafrica
2 - Australia
2 - Newzealand
2 - Scotland
1 - England
1 - Srilanka
1 - Westindies
0 - Pakistan
0 - Bangladesh

ODI Centuries in Southafrica
3 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
3 - Australia
3 - Srilanka
2 - Newzealand
2 - Pakistan
1 - Bangladesh
1 - Zimbabwe
0 - Westindies

T20I 50+ Scores in AUS
4 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
4 - Pakistan
4 - Srilanka
2 - England
1 - Southafrica
1 - Westindies
0 - Newzealand

50+ Scores in T20WC
(Knockouts)
3 - 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶
3 - Australia
3 - England
2 - Pakistan
2 - Srilanka
1 - Southafrica
0 - Newzealand

You know you’re GOATed
When you’re competing with
Entire countries, not players 🔥

Happy Birthday 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗹𝗶 🐐

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

Same badge. 😮‍💨
Same fire. ❤️‍🔥
1️⃣8️⃣ Years.
1️⃣ Constant. 👑
1️⃣ Bold Empire. 💪

#HappyBirthdayViratKohli #PlayBold #ನಮ್ಮRCB

[Ravi Shastri @RaviShastriOfc]

Here’s wishing a Champion and a Half, a true inspiration for the young generation and beyond. Keep shining, keep boosting spirits on and off the field. Happy Birthday! @imVkohli God bless.

[razan @timelesszip]

my favorite picture is this cat staring at me through her expensive apartment window

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

If aura was a person, it would be him! 🥶

Unshaken. Unmatched. Unforgettable. ✍️

#HappyBirthdayViratKohli

[prime video IN @PrimeVideoIN]

to the boy who became an entire country’s heartbeat.

happy birthday, King Kohli 👑 💙

[Kuldeep yadav @imkuldeep18]

Happy Birthday, Virat Bhai 🎂♥️
Keep shining and inspiring always. @imVkohli