malai mama

I code for stocks , sports, chess and food! I also like these things 😊 ml engineer ☺️

[malai mama @nikunjdesai02]

IPL 2026 playoff odds — not vibes. Schedule-adjusted model factoring pts, NRR & remaining fixtures vs top/mid/bottom teams.
CSK went from 11% → 32% in one win. Spot 4 is now a 5-team war
Updating after every match this season
#IPL2026 #IPLPlayoffs #CSKvKKR #RCBvsLSG

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

Vibe coders everyday struggle in 15 seconds.

[ChessBase India @ChessbaseIndia]

Pretty Little Baby 👶 🫶🏻

[Nihal Sarin @NihalSarin]

I would like to dedicate this win to @GmNaroditsky. It was one of his favourite tournaments. We have played endless bullets and hyperbullets, which definitely contributed to my growth as a player.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Nihal Sarin dominates the 2026 Bullet Chess Championship 🏆

He made history with an INSANE 15 GAME WIN STREAK against 3x champ Alireza Firouzja to win back-to-back matches 🔥🔥

[malai mama @nikunjdesai02]

Absolutely! @ZerodhaVarsity is the best place to learn basics . And as far as the account opening link is concerned, bhai ,dhandha bhi toh karna hai !

[Kirubakaran Rajendran @kirubaakaran]

Whenever anyone who asks me "Where should I begin with to learn about Trading and Investing?" I always point them to Zerodha Varsity. Its very well structured and nothing can come close. They never monetised it, but today when I checked, could see Zerodha added A/C opening link.

[InfraStory @marinebharat]

Men who overthink

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Warren Buffett in the retirement home watching Elon Musk make his entire career's profit in 1 day

[malai mama @nikunjdesai02]

Iran won!

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US will allow Iran to immediately begin selling oil and fuel under the deal to end the war, per WSJ.

Details include:

1. The provision for waivers of sanctions on oil sales takes effect immediately upon signing the agreement

2. This also covers necessary services including banking, transportation and insurance needed to facilitate the sales

3. Iran is expected to receive upfront sanctions relief under the deal with further relief tied to Iran’s performance

Oil prices are down sharply on the news.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

Tomorrow, Elon will become the world’s first trillionaire. On paper of course.

That number looks like this: $1,000,000,000,000.

Elon is currently 54 years old. Assuming he will be a centenarian, or someone who lives to 100, and assuming his $1T never grows a penny more after tomorrow (ha ya right), he will need to spend $21.74B a year until death to draw the $1T down to $0.

Or $59.56M a day.

Or $2.481M an hr.

Or $41,360 a minute.

Imagine that…

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Middle class households which get an AC for the first time, their leader of the family, becomes the AC whisperer. The guy who regulates the usage of Air conditioner for the household. He frequently says stuff like:

“Room Thanda ho Gaya hai, ab band kar do”

“DOOR KAUN KHOL KE CHALA GAYA”

“Kitna acha lag raha hai na”

Buying an AC is a milestone. A success metric. ♥️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[malai mama @nikunjdesai02]

Oil 8 weeks low !! Yaaaaaaaaaaas !

[Investing @ Prakash @Prakashplutus]

VIX down 11%

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[Krishnan Gaur @Mercedes5494]

INDIGO LAUNCHES

BANGKOK TO VARANASI FLIGHTS.

Netizens call it the ‘Paap & Prayaschit’ route

[malai mama @nikunjdesai02]

@zhr_jafri Iran ne us ka helicopter uda dia , trump bola karara jawab milega

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The happiest day of your life

[Shreya @shreyamatsharma]

Very happy with this season that Gujarat Titans put together. They were as always consistent, smart and played the GT way. They are creating a small niche in their own way. Adding one fan at a time to their fanbase

No one gave any chance to this team but they still did it. Come next year, we will fight again, take one of those playoff spots and dream again. I am so proud of this team @gujarat_titans.
To all the GT fans, have a great off-season. We will assemble again next year

[Chess.com - India @chesscom_in]

India #1 defeats 5-time World Champion!

[Moana @ladynationalist]

Ek baar map kholke dekh leta bkl Aravali ka location? anpadh jahil !!!