nik van aken

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

I wish a camera followed me around all day just so I can see what I look like all day and what I do

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Talk about a shitty weekend

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Estrogen is the most hated specimen

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Suddenly remember the one thing I hate most about summer... #spiders

[memes @memeproviders]

when kanye 69's with kim

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Don't really care that's all I can say

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

My version of the gym is lifting a 30 rack of beer

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

I'm not stupid like wtf?

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Fucking cunt

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Rooooyyyyal cunt

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

So it's happenin tsap is playin indoor soccer

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

We go together like corona and lime

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

They won't talk to ya unless they mocking ya 😂😂 @mollyflynn_ knows how that's done

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Irrelevant

[Soccer Problems @SoccerrProblems]

IF YOU DONT PLAY SOCCER DONT WEAR SOCCER SWEATS

I REPEAT

IF YOU DONT PLAY SOCCER DONT WEAR SOCCER SWEATS

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

You gotta get ya bacon on ya sausage

[nik van aken @nikvanaken]

Funniest situation I've ever been in... Walking up to the counter at cvs with two girls at my side to buy the plan B pill...