Nilesh Chauhan

The best things in life aren't things!

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@HalifaxBank I’m abroad trying to use my Clarity Card. It was declined. Your chat in the app is telling me to reactivate in a chip and pin. I’ve told them several times it was declined in a chip & pin. I have limited mobile signal and asked prioritise my case for safety.

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@Simi_2210_ Skin

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@1Salii7 Never ever stick anything in any orifice please, always get professional medical advice.

[Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89]

Rishi was right 😔

I hate to say it, but he was

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@KantInEastt The first day takings equals the GDP of some countries - which one?

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@niccruzpatane BMW battery warranty is also 8 years - get your facts straight.

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@nibraz88cricket

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@MARCUS907935 Boo-boo 😭

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@Alasdair333 India are far too ahead in Cricket because of their effort, consistency and determination - it’s a shame others can’t take it like this guy.

[Katie Lam @Katie_Lam_MP]

Imagine two families, each with three children. One set of parents work. The others don’t.

If Labour lifts the two child benefit cap, the working parents will need to earn £71,000 to match the family on benefits.

We shouldn't tax the hardworking to pay for the non-working.

[Tilusha Vyas @TilushaVyas]

We were all warned by Rishi Sunak about the dangers of voting in a Labour Government…

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@SkyNews @BethRigby Rishi Sunak was right!

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@DesireeAmerica4 Obvs the whisky company wants you to throw away the first glass so they can sell you more.

[mel @melqtx]

indian employees went on holiday for diwali and aws went down
world cannot survive without indian tech support

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@excelduru Harrison

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@excelduru Stratton

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@softy_queen05 Cleaning the cameras. Most BMWs have this now.

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@BrianRoemmele Kentucky Flied Chicken

[Nilesh Chauhan @nilesh__c]

@elonmusk Can’t agree with you more!

[Ghulam Abbas Shah @ghulamabbasshah]

Famous singer Rahat Fateh Ali khan beating his servent for bottle of Alcohol