retired tbh

we just dont know

[fub@requests募集中 @fubimanjiman]

（再掲）
水着ぱちゅりー　いいよね…

[fub@requests募集中 @fubimanjiman]

#5月26日はこころの日
…はっ！？気づいたらこっちも描けなかった…再掲投げますっ！！！

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

@Yunified07 We live in a world blessed by gravity.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

The beauty of Touhou Project is that one artist will draw Patchouli with fat titties and another artist will give her a fat ass and another does both and another does neither and you will save all four to your PC. This is the land of having two cakes. Thousands of cakes, even.

[IceFairy @richard_effendi]

Apparently JP twitter has been debating if Patchouli should be pudgy or like a rake.

[座木 @kuraki__]

私が描くパチェリーは…そんなに大きくないですよね、うん

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

https://t.co/rUJ3R974Fd
Let the record show that I have ALWAYS held this opinion.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

@naufaldreamer I like when its not universal and the size is just wherever you want it to be (like Patchouli)

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

@Poker4222 What kind of tourist only eats at the first restaurant they find? Go out and see The World*!

* Patchouli's variably dispersed body fat.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

This is a joke. This is absolutely 100% a joke.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

At this point, words are meaningless.

Winter Comiket

[IceFairy @richard_effendi]

Apparently JP twitter has been debating if Patchouli should be pudgy or like a rake.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

Me scrolling through 100 different body types of the same Touhou character and saving each one.

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

@mike_goutokuji Wow, real life Mike Goutokuji...

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

@mike_goutokuji Then you have found your calling.
We all await the cake you bake.

[shade @yowaimomo_]

why's it so hard to draw😭😭😭😭

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

drawing Patchouli in that swimsuit was great.

[穂高しよ🌾にくけっと17 @Shiyo_Hodaka]

【令和のパチュリー体型論争、現在の戦況】

・パチュリーは細身だよ派：古関ウイ（ブルアカ）
・パチュリーは巨乳だよ派：レーベル（ニケ）
・パチュリーはデブだよ派：シギラリア（花騎士）

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

I can't believe they made Kekkai Sensen REAL

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

NYC Spiritualists gathering around Madison Square Garden to prevent a global catastrophe (Spurs winning a second game)

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

oh that’s what was goin on 😭

[Rozennia-Chan @RozenniaChan]

@BrendanBlaber

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

Direct with KH4 and Toby Fox in it being seen as a bad direct is really funny.

[Megapig9001 @megapig9001]

It is actually insane how that was the worst Nintendo Direct of all time UNLESS you’re a Touhou fan, in which case it was the best direct of all time lmfao

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

Cleavage Sans

[djen* 🐦‍⬛ WE MADE 06/07 @justme_iidle]

this gag of a font

[retired tbh @nilnullnada]

Nintendo having this in the JP direct only tells me they do not know ball. At all.

[Lenox (CØMMS OPEN) @Lenoxmst]

For anyone who didn't watch the JP direct,

a Touhou 6 remake Localized for 11 LANGUAGES
including English, Spanish, and Brazilian Portuguese

coming out on Switch, Steam, and PS5
in 9/9/2026

This is the best announcement of the day, personally