nilo

yooo whadup

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[nilo @nilog]

@_url_irl @Antonymous24 I saved this on Xbox unbeknownst of this tweet 😭 it’s on!!

[nilo @nilog]

How do my glasses get SO dirty throughout the day? They don’t leave my face who tf fingerprints are those

[nilo @nilog]

I'm a Republican Now. Here's Why:

Today, the number of things I've bought from Banana Republic in my lifetime did a 2x (from 1 thing to 2 things.) Strangely, reports still show 100% Satisfaction in the "Things I've Bought from Banana Republic (Lifetime)" stuff category... (1/10)

[nilo @nilog]

Not to pull focus from Ned Fulmer and towards another scandal, but I have it on good authority that Jeremy, the garden center specialist at my local Home Depot, has been cheating on his wife this entire time. Recently spotted holding hands with Kelly in the interior paints aisle.

[nilo @nilog]

@MikeDeliversPod @ABFCreative 🙌🙌🙌

[nilo @nilog]

@IM_AL_YO Untrustworthy if true

[nilo @nilog]

I don’t trust anyone who knows what this button does

[nilo @nilog]

@_url_irl This

[nilo @nilog]

@KatieJelen If there was a button for that we’d all be billionaires

[alex @haneswhitetee]

i got pink eye from all the shit ive seen

[nilo @nilog]

11-year-old me washed up on the shores of Hurricane Harbor after losing my swim trunks on impact at the bottom of a crazy water slide

[nilo @nilog]

@shy_niko for the record i too am a bed maker

[nilo @nilog]

@shy_niko "Getting ratio'd on twitter hurts like HELL." - Jordan Peterson

[nilo @nilog]

@shy_niko aight jordan peterson

[nilo @nilog]

wtf was that wax lips “candy” and why did it only exist on Halloween

[nilo @nilog]

new business idea: Wikipedia but with tons of ads

[nilo @nilog]

Skipping the fireworks to watch The Social Network

[nilo @nilog]

@KatieJelen ❤️

[nilo @nilog]

"Pro-Life" is a real misnomer label for people celebrating 150M+ women losing autonomy over their bodies. Forced to give birth then forced back to work for a thing that literally couldn't possibly care less what happens to it. Anti-Choice for sure. "Pro-Life" not so much.