Kobi Mattacks

professional - Coffee practitioner ...want#Web enthusiast , Troublemaker ...

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth!

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

Knock Knock. Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who? Buddha this slice of bread for me!

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

Imagination gallops; judgment merely walks. -Proverb

[Caoimhe Benedidick @doxyzizovegu]

Heinrich Heine~ Human misery is too great for men to do without faith.

[Vibhas Brownrigg @bojanajypog]

What was Camelot famous for? It's knight life!

[Teru Goldberg @wajirebycah]

Mark Twain~ In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

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Success does not come to those who wait... and it does not wait for anyone to come to it. -Unknown Author

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Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

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abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

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Paul Louis Courier~ The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her. -Charles de Gaulle

[Janson Jenkins @gebuheqoxyb]

Set a beggar on horseback, and he'll outride the devil. - German Proverb

[Bajram Mohamed @cowabuzyvos]

Paul Rudnick~ There is only one blasphemy and that is the refusal to experience joy.

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

We have no son, and yet are giving him a name. - Spanish Proverb

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There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. -Laurence J. Peter

[Betula Feathersby @veletycitulu]

It's YOUR hell. YOU burn in it.

[Kobi Mattacks @nilohutuwum]

Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck~ It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.