Onyiiiiiii

Somewhere between going nuts and being a cracked engineer.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Foreign media wame push hizi ebola demos sana, hawakuangi this concerned about our shit unless there's an angle we're not seeing

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet🙏😩

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Anyways ukitaka ku succeed hapo corporate beba ka note book ata kama utachora penises tu, watu watadhani unawaskiza.

Then una rephrase their statements into questions 'so you said thika road is a road?'
People love being seen

[Philo Groves @PhiloGroves]

Fable on API is about $600/hour lol, our jobs might be safe for a while.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

If you cannot screenshot 'misogynistic' tweets and post on WhatsApp because of your girlfriend, you are the girlfriend

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

A grown ass man uko studio unapiga pozi za kisenge instead of going to the library one last time uweke vitabu za women rights and LGBTQ rights on the comedy section like a real nigga

[Kagiaᵀᴹ @_akiwewe]

"Enda ukuje na uyo mtu ulifanya na yeye kitendo siezi tibu ugonjwa nusu"

[Onyiiiiiii @Niloticking]

@StanleyMasinde_ @shadrac_matata Lord.. this is just scary and a work of art at the same time.

[superdad @udysznx]

“if you don’t do it, another man will”

exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

[Dreamy✨️ @wamboi_sue]

Unrelated but there was a friend of mine ashawaipigwa makofi during the act. Sikuwahi rudi huko oh sorry, hakuwahi rudi uko tena

[teddy. @tedddyoweh]

ngl most people out here are building slop as a service

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Some context

What I want to do is bring 20 more devs to Nyamarambe, each earning a minimum of 150k a month. Most of them will come from Nairobi. We're also preparing for the next cohort of students in September. By the end of next year, Reduzer alone is going to pump around Ksh 6 million a month through salaries, and I don't want that money going elsewhere. I want it to circulate in this town.

The biggest issue right now is housing, both residential and commercial. My devs are coming from Nairobi, and they're forced to look for decent houses in Kisii or Rongo. They need a good place to stay, nice hotels, entertainment, a good social life which is not here yet.

So I've started renting individual houses and renovating them. It's a proof of concept. I want to show the landlords here what it means to provide decent living, and show them that people are actually willing to pay for it. It's a long shot, but I'm very hopeful, since this is something Reduzer is genuinely interested in

[Kip Jong Un @d3noz_]

I am still trying to understand what sort of persuasion happens at car yards for a Nissan Juke to be the final decision.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Can’t argue with a nil-returns filing ass ho

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i think very highly of myself; not out of ego, but because of growth. i know exactly what it took for me to become me.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Say no to GBV.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[Beewol @beewol]

Regime change.

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

ignoring low class girls is also self care.