Nils Christoffersen

Journalist & Tech Writer.

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@danielnojsen @michelwd @GludElmdal @MatiasGroenborg

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

Det sgu konge dengang! #fcklive

[F.C. København @FCKobenhavn]

Har the PC signet med Jordan Larsson? 👨🏼‍💻 #fcklive #sldk

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

A fresh poll:

77% of Ukrainians living in Ukraine believe that while Russia is advancing on the battlefield, it is doing so very slowly and at enormous cost, and Ukraine is still capable of mounting effective resistance. Only 12% believe that further resistance is futile and doomed.

60% consider it completely unacceptable for Ukraine to withdraw its troops from the Donbas at the Kremlin’s demand and hand the region over to Russia in exchange for security guarantees from the U.S. and Europe. 27% say it would be a painful but acceptable decision, while just 5% would readily agree to it.

(In other words, very few Ukrainians have any illusions about what would happen if Ukraine surrendered its main defensive lines to Russia, or about how much those “security guarantees” would actually help.)

45% expect the war to end in the second half of 2027 or even later. Another 15% expect it to end in the first half of 2027, and 15% in the autumn or winter of 2026. Only 5% expect the war to end anytime soon, in the summer of 2026.

61% say they are prepared to endure the war for as long as necessary. 20% say they are prepared to endure it for another several months or six months, and 5% for another year.

So overall, Ukrainians seem to have very few illusions about this war ending anytime soon.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spanish goalkeeper in the world cup finals 😂😂

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@cph_michael Gerne, du lyder lidt meh på ham men måske er det tømmermænd? 🤣 det vigtigste lige nu er at det umiddelbart lyder til at være en der er helt central for Bo at få ind ASAP.

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@Casper_delinde Imponerende af FCN. De unge talenter peaker ofte til april og maj. En stærk business model der dog sjældent gør, at holdet kan spille med DM, da talenterne jo skal skydes hurtig afsted.

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@CphSundays @Simon90274290 Jøsses, det har sejlet. Dårlige arbejdsbetingelser for især Bo men nok også ham.

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@CphSundays Det står efterhånden klart, at vi står overfor en større genopbygning, som kommer til at tage mere end et transfervindue. Måske skal vi frem til næste sommer, før projektet er fuldført.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He never deleted it.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Nils Christoffersen @nilswille]

@CphSundays

[Michael Kofman @KofmanMichael]

Addressing air and missile defense should be the leading priority for Western countries, as Ukraine now makes much of what it needs to day to day battlefield needs, but the missile defense situation is not improving, and Ukraine remains heavily dependent on the US.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card.

FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital.

This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

The US president is praising Allah and Iran is defending the Pope, welcome to 2026

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

Greenland 🇬🇱 is not “a poorly run piece of ice.”

Greenland 🇬🇱 is far more than ice — it is a democratic society with free elections, rule of law, and a people who determine their own future.

We are not a talking point in someone else’s rhetoric — we are a people with dignity, history, and self-government under the Kingdom of Denmark.