old sport

…youuu can live but do you want to do something gay to this rock like pee on it

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

DO NOT HOLD DOORS has no vowels besides O, and its word lengths increase sequentially

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Playboy just posted this on Instagram and I think that’s cool and important so I’m gonna post it here as well :) yay harm reduction

[jane ester 🔜 BCS @cosmug]

i am enamored not only by the line read, but also by how The Same Voice Clip was used in three separate instances

[Disney Tourist Blog @DisTouristBlog]

“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.” -Yosemite Park Ranger, explaining how the NPS threads the needle on bear-proof trash can design without going too far to raise accessibility concerns for humans.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[julian @juliancd38]

you wouldn't believe how many fireflies I saw this weekend

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

Love this one

[janine @bloodxrxge]

LOOK WHAT I GOT AHHHHH!!!

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[bluntspork @heartmorgue]

Ty Beanie Babies - Ratzo

[bigyazz ⛧ @yazzxv]

duality earphones by helsinki for novaprojectum

[cav empty @cavempty_]

how it uh feels