sharmin

pimp in distress

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

“Todos los sueños tienen un significado”

Mis sueños:

[gam @mbafraaude]

Mi momento favorito de las tandas de penaltis es cuando el jugador camina con el balón en las manos hacia el punto de penalti y tu padre murmura “este la falla”

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

you’ve found me at a particularly Paraguayan time in my life

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HUGE DAY FOR ALL US LIFELONG PARAGUAY FANS SINCE EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

ngl i could never be a professional referee i’d manufacture so many underdog wins

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[leonel @leoneltudo]

LOS PARAGUAYOS ELIMINARON A ALEMANIA

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat is the best cat. Your cat is also the best cat. All cats are best cats, and that is science.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Telemarketer: hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It's for you.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Manager: “Hey, can you turn your camera on?”

Me watching the World Cup from my sofa at 2pm on a Tuesday:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Sid @314_MFC]

Just realized… every match from now on could be Messi’s last for the national team.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I can't stand when people ask, "Are you a dog or a cat person?" Listen Susan, I'll pet a crocodile if I know the little menace won't bite me.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

It's what he does 👊

#FIFAWorldCup

[☕︎︎ @j7zaza]

Football is funny sport. Wdym the one chance we have at seeing Mbappe vs Haaland in the World Cup ends with the entire Norwegian first team being benched for no reason

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 39th birthday to World Cup champion, 8x Ballon D’Or winner and one of the greatest footballers of all time, Lionel Messi.

[Vert @VertStabs]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️ 📺 AFTER REVIEW 📺 🗣️
🗣️ 🔟 NUMBER 10 🔟 🗣️
🗣️ 🇵🇾 PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 🗣️
🗣️🫢 COVER HIS MOUTH 🫢 🗣️
🗣️ 👨🏼‍⚖️ DECISION IS 👨🏼‍⚖️ 🗣️
🗣️ 🟥 RED CARD 🟥 🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️