Sir Zeus

Mi Amor Fati!

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

Wagwan Aleikum Sifunation

[SpotiKe @spotike]

KCB Rugby 🆚 KCB Kobs 🏉

The Lion Hearted Cup comes to Ruaraka on October 3. Find out how to get your tickets and all you need to know ahead of the clash.

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@mf_dimzy @_num4 so doleful

[Russian Embassy in Kenya/Посольство России в Кении @russembkenya]

Some are still living under the illusion that Kenya is a colony.

Spoiler alert: it’s 2026. Kenya has been independent since 1963. It's time for the UK to update that worldview.

[SpotiKe @spotike]

AFCON qualifiers, live

36' | Burundi 2-1 Algeria 🇧🇮🇩🇿
36' | Ethiopia 0-1 Senegal 🇪🇹🇸🇳
36' | Mozambique 1-0 Sudan 🇲🇿🇸🇩
36' | South Sudan 0-0 Egypt 🇸🇸🇪🇬
76' | Comoros 1-0 Namibia 🇰🇲🇳🇦

[SpotiKe @spotike]

30' | Lesotho 0-0 Morocco 🇱🇸🇲🇦

Lesotho are holding firm against the Atlas Lions so far. Can they keep it going? #AFCON2027Qualifications

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@kevojuice Being fattened for the slaughter

[James @MrJamesKe]

Kenyan: You don’t look Kenyan.
Foreigner: No, I’m Kenyan.
Kenyan: Okay. Sing the national anthem.
Foreigner: I can’t. The truth is, I was paid to come and vote…
Kenyans:

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@Ghettoh_tycoon yes, the same way unaeza kuwa na mtoto na hutadecide kumbeba rather than pay for the kid na konda hatakuwa na noma bora umelipia kiti ni kwa starehe zako hadi penye utashukia 🤷‍♂️

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@Kalasinga_ i really doubt it she is that... Same na wale kuwa na alot of followers alafu wanajiita Marketers just because they have a big following

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@ImbayiK Hakuna kitu ka Comms hapo... prolly just branded herself that

[SpotiKe @spotike]

Next stop for Harambee Stars is Guinea for their 2nd #AFCON2027Qualifications qualifying group match.

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

RT @spotike: Here's the match schedule for today in the #AFCON2027Qualifixations

[SpotiKe @spotike]

Logo revamp for Nairobi United FC @nairobiunitedfc

[SpotiKe @spotike]

https://t.co/FI0WwQoW5k

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

The devil all the time by @TomHolland1996 is one crazy film.

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ sasa mtu anakaa aje hivi anaanza zile za "mbona huyu msee anakaa msee flani wa bible" hio thought process na si ati anabahatisha 😅😅😅😅

[Sir Zeus @nimutuh]

That Kimindiri tweet yoo! 😅😅😅😅

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Male version of Alionya hulimwa mbaya😂