Nina

tweet the change you wish to see in the world

[Nina @ninaclock9]

My imposter syndrome is so bad that I don’t even feel like I deserve to be in the left lane

[Nina @ninaclock9]

My conspiracy theory is that credit card companies are keeping the United States postal service in business.

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Emailed @Aidvantage a month ago to make sure I’m getting the interest deduction with autopay. They called me a few days ago and I didn’t call back because I thought it was fraudulent. Now been on hold for 15min. Can I get someone to just reply to the email I sent them?

[Nina @ninaclock9]

@ChaseSupport I submitted a written request for the application someone used to fraudulently open an account in my name and was denied this information. This is a violation of section 609 (e) of the FCRA. I also received no information on the investigation after requesting this.

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Recycling pick up day will humble you. I came home to the driveway full of my bloody Mary cans after recycling was picked up. I don’t need my neighbors to know what’s in my recycling.

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Overlining lips is the thin eyebrows of the 2020s

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Some day there will be a bag emergency. The rest of the world is out of bags and I am the only one who can save humanity. The large sturdy paper bags with the fabric handles will result in world peace. The good plastic ones with the zipper will heal the planet.

[Nina @ninaclock9]

@DaveRamsey better than I deserve

[Nina @ninaclock9]

God gives the most janky Walmart carts to his strongest warriors

[Nina @ninaclock9]

If you don’t have beef with at least 4 people from Facebook marketplace you’re not doing it right

[Nina @ninaclock9]

My check engine light read the room and decided now is not the time.

[Nina @ninaclock9]

One minute you’re cool and fun in your mid 20s next minute you find yourself excited to surprise your husband with Nesquick

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Honestly, the correct spelling of sissors is really none of my business

[Nina @ninaclock9]

Stores need to start selling chilled Lacroix. Sometimes I just wanna pop open a cold one on the drive home

[Nina @ninaclock9]

@danny_coady @BryceWGarcia Shh don’t let the competition know our strategy

[Nina @ninaclock9]

You should have a front wheel horn and a rear wheel horn. Sometimes the people behind me be acting up and I wanna give them a little honk

[Nina @ninaclock9]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that Big Dawn was behind the gulf oil spill

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Do the majority of millennials use this dish soap because we were witness to what it did to the oil spill ducks???

[Nina @ninaclock9]

People will be like “oh I couldn’t kill a fly” and then you see them break down a cardboard box in the most violent way possible and you realize they are most definitely capable of murder

[Nina @ninaclock9]

THIS is what I stay on Twitter for. The onion couldn’t have written it better

[Nina @ninaclock9]

If you’re getting off the elevator and someone else is staying on, you tell them to have a good day. If you’re both getting off on the same floor you DO NOT!!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i like how in happy birthday there’s like a high note