Nina Tarr

Stand Up Comedian Who Enjoys Sitting • Crisis Actress • Vinyl Archiving Ho 💅🏼 Sleeper Cell Persian Princess 🇮🇷 she/her

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Las Vegas is Dubai for people who have diabetes

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Spicy is the BDSM of flavors

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Holiday parties are a great place to see whether or not someone can handle an open bar

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Joe Biden is the dad at the high school graduation who takes photos on his ipad

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full ass grown man next to me on the plane watching Chicken Run

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#NYC So excited for this iconic quad @ArtiParty @TessaSkara @Karobeanah @gaybonez on #ThroupleComedy at @slipperroom this Tuesday 9/7 8p!

PLUS audience throuples get $15 off with discount code "Thruplenight" for a group 3 pack ticket! 👨‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦

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Astrology is for people that don’t wanna pay for therapy

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We all knows there’s only 2 types of dick pics

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I could never imagine laughing WITH a man with a ponytail

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RIP to the unlanced boil that is Rush Limbaugh

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@bucky_sinister Oooo! Now that’s a silver lining. Looking forward to it

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Life in my 30s: my ex is having a baby with his wife and I’m trying to learn how to use TikTok

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I’ve never been held hostage but I have had to listen to a voicemail that was over 30 seconds long so yeah pretty similar

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Men will give unsolicited fashion advice while unapologetically wearing an oversized Rick and Morty t-shirt

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Is everyone in NYC a hardcore alcoholic OR aggressively sober and there’s nothing in between?

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No one:
Texas bumper stickers: my other car is a gun

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@BackHomeBeer Yes absolutely! That’s so awesome. Stay in touch 💗

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Have you even been rejected by a guy who owns one towel?

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ACAB for Cutie