b99 script

Tweeting every line of Brooklyn Nine-Nine script. Tweeting will resume as soon as there's enough material to reach the end of the season without stopping.

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Look at me. Do not blow this for us.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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Oh. Guilty. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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Guilty. On all charges.

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Okay, okay, this is bad. This is really bad. But just remember, we are not going to jail. We didn't do it. We're innocent.

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He offered me $300,000 to lie and say that she set 'em up. [Jury gasping.]

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Melanie Hawkins was the most honorable cop I ever worked with. And the only reason that I'm here is because of that man, Jake Peralta.

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Oh, no.

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He works for Hawkins. He put the money in the accounts.

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And how would you describe the Lieutenant?

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What? Why?

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Jake! Jake! Jake! This was a mistake. We have to get Langdon off the stand now.

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Flaxton Hill Farms.

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[Phone buzzes.] "Flaxton Hill"? Oh, no.

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Huh. Doesn't ring a bell. I'll text the squad, see if anyone recognizes it. "Flaxton Hill Holdings."

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Now, I can't link it to Hawkins, but the original transfer came from this shell corp.

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The money that was deposited was routed through five banks.

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Gotcha! Sorry. Proceed.

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[Hawkins mouths “what.”]

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Yes, I served for 14 years.