nines

Literally me

[nines @ninesmilimeter]

Uh, YEAH. I'm a night terror

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@AngelTorrio Hmm.... I don't know!

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@milfdetected Maybe I should try this strategy

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I've got to get more unknowable

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@ripgrindgoat You have it but Henrey is the master

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Made a pawg joke and it didn't land. Killing myself

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

street magician just teleported a ball into my closed hand without any perceptible movement or feeling at all i dont know if i still buy the whole "its just sleight of hand" explanation

[Shasti @sh44sti]

the lewdest thing a man can do is wield a sword too big to be called a sword…massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough….indeed, a heap of raw iron..

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Benoit Blanc continues] you ah gonna look at me and you ah gonna tell me that I am wrong? am I wrong? she wore a crown, a splendiferous diadem, and she came down in an honest to gawd bubble, Douglas. grow up, my boy, grow up.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Benoit Blanc voice] now her sistah was a witch, correct? and what was HER sistah? the wicked witch of the East

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

When I met you in the summer… to my heart meeps sound. we fell in love, as the meeps turned browned

[個人的に好きな銃画像bot @Nice_Guns]

Smith&Wesson Model 29

[demon peen @PeeneyTodd]

Italians had a huge head start in cuisine and they still didn’t come up with chicken fries 🇺🇸

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Princess Bride is one of those movies you should watch on VHS

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@squid_emoticon @felineEsoterist If I pick up for real most of the time it'll be accompanied by a foreboding silence

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

when you get so high you get gay

[こまちみゆた @miyutaeokiba]

🧶🐱

[nines @ninesmilimeter]

I hope Ted K didn't die I still want to get around to writing him a letter and see what he says in response

[個人的に好きな銃画像bot @Nice_Guns]

A. Uberti 1861 Navy

[Isopod Propaganda @bedupolker]

Rats and mice, know the difference