Chris Natsuume

Game developer. Entrepreneur. Writer. Comedian.

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Can we somehow get the USA back in the World Cup, so we can all enjoy watching them get beat again?

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@FilGoncalvess https://t.co/tGoZqaPjT2

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A follow up to my last video, where I discuss some issues a bit deeper and address a common criticism of the last video.
https://t.co/VBPVhS3dtg

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NFTs are a pure scam.
Blockchain gaming is a pyramid scheme.
Play-to-Earn is not only a scam, it's immoral.

#nft #BlockchainGaming #scams
https://t.co/B9YcRZLWf1

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@sarahjarosz Absolutely lovely. I've had it on repeat all day. Out here in Japan thinking of my hometown back in Texas...

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@briankwek I'll add - the responsibility was on management to remove that failure earlier, if they were, in fact, such a failure. In that case, they would have been credited as a lesser role, such as "Additional code" etc.

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@briankwek Hard no. If they worked on the game, their name goes in the credits. If the game failed, they get their name on a failed game. They own that shit. If successful in spite of them, lucky them. But you don't get to pick and choose credits. The alternative is chaos.

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@GOP Yeah. I hate it when presidents pick qualified people for civil service positions. Such a drag.

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@SenateGOP Um.... This is kinda exactly who you have become. Maybe you should look into that.

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@SenWarren I have 2 kids going to college in the next few years. Can I borrow a couple hundred thousand now, so they can get in on this whole student debt cancelling thing? And also, I paid back my grad student loans early... can I borrow that money again and get that cancelled?

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@PeteButtigieg Serious question, @PeteButtigieg : What is the path to get from here to there by 2024?

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@SenKamalaHarris : I was genuinely disappointed in watching you argue that you PROMISE not to ban fracking. We need people who aren't ashamed to support the big, meaningful changes we need to make to combat climate change. Please be that person.

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@AOC I'll be honest: I wanted her to answer the question, too. I wanted her to say "Yes, if you are going to ram a SCJ down our throats in clear violation of norms you created, this is what happens." I was sad she was unwilling to do that.

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@Renegade_Pige Yet... from you it sounds so UN wholesome...

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@ScottAdamsSays What's more sad: Spending 4 years as an apologetic lickspittle for Trump? Making a pathetic bullshit attention stunt of "oh, now I'm not really supporting Trump?" Or thinking you "owned the libs" when people called you on your bullshit?

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@Feyulmire1 @realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs I've read this word soup 5 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say, but I'm reasonably confident that whatever it is, you're wrong.

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@NFL If only there were some way people in the NFL could peacefully protest this sort of thing. Gosh, if your organization could support something like that, how great it would be.

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@Dwarfurious Haha - BUSINESS meeting.

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@MarianApgar @boomzap I wish! Sadly that's up to Big Fish Games, not us. They own that license, we were just the developers. We miss Dana, too! That being said... we DO have something pretty awesome coming down the road that MIGHT be interesting for you... but I can't say any more about it now! :)

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Blockchain finance is the most innovative technology in a generation: Never before have technologists sold so much snake oil to so many deluded investors in so little time. As a vehicle for separating people who should know better from their money, it's absolutely groundbreaking.