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[moira 🌹 @nini_sadeeq]

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[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

A Senator has been trending for days with allegations and disturbing evidences of sponsoring the terrorism that has killed hundreds of your soldiers. Instead of initiating investigations to administer justice as Minister of Defence, your priority is to campaign for Tinubu ahead of 2027. Minister of Defence of a country being overrun by terrorist is more concerned about elections than security of the people.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

This video was in 2025 showing Senator Buba’s house packed with bandits and resources and nothing happened since then, NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

BREAKING NEWS!

Hassan has finally named Senator Shehu Buba as a terr0rist sponsor.

He said that Senator Shehu Buba brought the terr0rist named Babangida, Adam & Lema to Abuja for training by Nigerian security. He said Babangida is the brother of the terr0rist kingpin “DOGOGIDE.”

According to Hassan, the security man who trained them in Abuja is currently in Mecca for pilgrimage.

He said that the father of the terr0rist DOGOGIDE was in Senator Buba’s House the day he recorded the video.

He said that he lived with Senator Shehu for 2 years and that he knows him very well.

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

These are the leaders of the terr0rists enjoying in a senator’s house. According to Hassan, these terr0rists have received more than 20 boxes of ammunition (gvns & bullvts).

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

This guy, Hassan, has mentioned the name of the senator who housed terr0rists a few days ago. Mehn! 🤦‍♂️

So, he even said that Bank Managers have some percentages from k!dnapping money and that any time massacre happens, the govt sends the same Senator that masterminded it🤦‍♂️

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Tenants who never owed rent before are now owing rents.

Parents who used to be known for being the first to pay the school fees of their wards are now struggling to do so.

Average Nigerians are daily scrolling through their phone contacts to see who they can ask for a quick loan...

Yet the government is dishing out phantom figures and lying to themselves about the benefits of their diabolical reforms.

Except you are suicidal or crazy, seeing Tinubu and his gang out of office should be non-negotiable.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???

[𝙱𝙾𝙱𝙾 @bobotooq]

Me walking out of the exam hall after learning new topics from the question paper.

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

Rats just pack guilty conscience full body. Why you dey run? Oh so you know say wetin you dey do no make sense.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

NAFDAC has really left Nigerians to figure it out on our own.

May the best immune systems win and stay alive past 50.

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

No. Just women have periods...

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Fly private jet to go and tell citizens the importance of subsidy removal. 😭

[ℹ️féolúwA IS A GUY ‼️ @ifehdpoe]

Only in Nigeria will one apple a day take you to the doctor

["I'M INTO FEMS SOOOO" @robinson_m24814]

Coming out the womb that hungry is crazy...Take a damn nap, cry or something first.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐨 @Abdulherphyz]

This is the state where the Governor bought Keke for ambulance. 😂

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

You’re a psychopath

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

Our politicians are a natural disaster

[Tayo Txn.🖤 @tayobeats_]

nigeria has 260 working days and 13 public holidays (5%) in a year(averagely 1 free day in a month). there is nothing you want to achieve in 13 days that cannot be achieved in the other 247.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Stealing your money and the future of your children but yes them too guide.

[Switch @prophetswitch]

Policeman: this your glasses na for guy or e dey record person

Me: why you dey ask ?

Policeman: answer me, e dey record?

Me: as I’m talking to you now, you’re live on ARISETV

Baba just cross road go the other side go begin observe. 😂😂😂