Keke Pops

I love to yap & do feminist things

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

The year of great satisfaction 🤲🏿

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Life is painfully dynamic :(

[Emmanuel🪡 @dutchh_boy]

@ninibadaiki FOREVER!

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Sola Allyson supremacy forever 🤲🏿

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Subhanallah!!!

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

WELCOME TO TRANSPORT FOR LONDON

I’m almost speechless other than to say this is absolutely revolting.

This is London in 2026.

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

I for chook am for eye 😂

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I’m confused😭

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Call of my life was soooool beautiful :)

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Crying 😂

[hemera 🇵🇸 @heemeeraa]

A PUBLISHED BOOK!!!!

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

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[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

Femicide in Ontario, again.

Smfh. RIP

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

This is what a typical day in the life of every lady looks like. Fear a man ? Fear men ✅

Once they are together in a herd, there’s nothing they can’t unleash.

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Omo 😭

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

This is what a typical day in the life of every lady looks like. Fear a man ? Fear men ✅

Once they are together in a herd, there’s nothing they can’t unleash.

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

Desirability, disability and class are where all our progressive politics go to die.

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

@dutchh_boy 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

I guess I’m into football now 🙂‍↔️

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

@dutchh_boy Nothing for the king today 😭😂

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Really enjoyed today’s ISWIS

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Tyler Perry must do jail for the oval!!!!!

[Keke Pops @ninibadaiki]

Omo maybe I don’t like podcasts again😭