Stephanie

just a mom who thinks she is funny.

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Told my husband there was a spider crawling on my arm in his car. He asked if killed it, I said no…it’s still in the car! It now owns the fucking car!

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@brianaxcxj Briiiiii! What happened?

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Ask me if I get to watch any tv shows or movies in my house. NO. The answer is no. No one lets me live for 7 fricken seconds

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@brianaxcxj Dude when I moved I could believe the amount of shit I had in my tiny room!

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

This 2 day migraine is fucking dog shit

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Does anyone else’s 1 year old stick goldfish in their ears? Oh just mine, cool.

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

I made a healthy dinner and it tasted like shit

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@faq_itt Dude that type of white noise is amazing. Trying a crackling campfire!

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

All I can tell my daughters in the future is that I tried. I tried, my parents tried, their aunts and uncle tried. I tried. I will forever fight for my girls and their HUMAN rights! Their rights over their bodies and the decisions they will make.

[Cut4 @Cut4]

the @dodgers are all in this together

[B2B WS CHAMP CYN CITY @itscyncity_]

WHERE DOES IT HURT SHOHEI

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Not my child trying to argue with me on how to pronounce “prosciutto”. Like little miss you are FIVE and I have a masters degree.

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Do the dodgers hate us?

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@brianaxcxj So you are reminiscing about your old job 😂😂

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

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[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@kdilllla He is sooo smug. Idk what it is!

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

How can manny even talk with all that fucking gum in his mouth. You know his jaw is sore as fuck in the more!

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Manny Machado tells Jack Flaherty he’ll meet him outside 😳

Via @FS1

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

@asap_ariii Say less. That’s all I need to know to never go in again.

[Stephanie @ninimcweenie]

Why when I go into Zara I don’t see all the cute shit you bitches be wearing? Like do you all buy it up? Am I too fat?