atr.alphonso

nothing

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

I’m so glad my parents didn’t meet in this era. My pops said he pulled my mom by writing her a poem.. gang you would’ve been a photo dump cover😭✌️

[Mechanical Hound @mhound5]

A friend of mine used cannabis all his life and then died suddenly at the age of 92. Cannabis is far from safe.

[atr.alphonso @ninimochi415]

@LoneWolf__x @thedukeofmadrid They were sacked coz they were trophyless you frickin idiot

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

nigga slapped his btch she looked at me I looked at my phone and wrote this post

[ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ 𓆩♱𓆪 @ebkcourage]

i was listening to this shit PROUDLY fuck a secret

[atr.alphonso @ninimochi415]

Most obvious madrid win against the run of play 2-1

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: If Barcelona beat Real Madrid in El Clásico next weekend, they will become the FIRST TEAM EVER to win their opening 10 La Liga matches!

Barcelona have now won their first 9 games, matching Real Madrid's all-time record.

They now have the chance to BREAK REAL MADRID'S RECORD against Real Madrid themselves!

[0.9 vote lfi en 2027 @tidi140]

Si je meurs par la police n’écoutez pas mes parents je suis pas pacifiste je veux pas la paix brûlez tout

[Wally P. McSniff @WallaceMcSniff]

Thoughts I had on my walk to class:
Nice tits
Nice tits
Nice ass
Wow that kids retarded
Nice tits
Nice ass
Ni**er
Nice tits

[senshi @senshi_real]

o chatgpt em 2070 procurando o cara que pediu pra ele avaliar a foto do pau:

[Edits That Go Hard 🔥 @EditsThatGoHard]

“Just say you’re gay”

“Fine. You’re gay”

[𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 @big_john9170]

boss said “let’s address the elephant in the room” and 3 people looked at me

[atr.alphonso @ninimochi415]

@MissesNadeen @theMadridZone Yes and like a car without gasoline they stopped and were overrun in the last 30 minutes

[The Batman Saga News @TheBatmanSagaNW]

Matt Reeves says he and Mike Flanagan were developing ‘CLAYFACE’ before James Gunn and Peter Safran took over DC Studios.

“After THE BATMAN, I was very excited about this idea. THE BATMAN was not a Batman origin story, but what it did—because it was his first appearance in the city—it was an entree into origin stories for the Rogues’ Gallery. After the movie, when we started working on the script for the next Batman, we began thinking it’d be really exciting to develop a bunch of stories that could be genre stories that related to the Rogues’ Gallery characters and explore their origins. And one of the things I got very excited about was the idea of looking for ways to do really cool, smaller horror films.

And [Screenwriter] Mike Flanagan came to me and said he had been a huge fan of Clayface—especially the iteration that came from the animated series—and had a passion about doing a horror story with Clayface at the core. So, we started developing it. And as that story started coming together, becoming this sort of tragic love story—THE FLY meets this horror thriller—James [Gunn] and Peter [Safran] took over DC Studios, and that was one of the first things we pitched to them. They loved it so much, they wanted to make it one of the DCU movies. And we got very excited about the idea of taking this story into the DCU.”

(via @BatmanNewsChris | https://t.co/GAmx8ZE7rE)

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

You just know you're cooked when you start thinking this

[Reverend @Re_jo20]

جوجو لو كان الكاتب اودا :

[Punky 👨🏽‍💻 @onepunky_]

“Kobbie Mainoo”
“Back four”
“Bruno 10”
“United DNA”
“Carrington”

What a time to be alive

[tayebae 🇯🇲 @sofcknpretty_]

this is torture but sometimes heavily necessary

[Drew ꗞ @GoodNightDrew]

Season 2 finna be Sinestro and John working a small-town murder in Texas