Dave

Anything I say, is almost certainly sarcasm!

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@budairport your passport control is a complete joke. 2 people on the booths and e-gates not available to uk citizens even if they have already completed EES biometrics before. It’s literally shameful to make families wait this long.

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@HSBC_UK just tried to use two HSBC cash machines as I assumed the first one was broken. Both returned error messages and cancelled transaction and turned the card. Looked at my account and both transactions, total £600 has been taken from my bank with no cash given!

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@YorkshireWater We are on the priority services register and live in S25. We have had well over 12 hours with no water and can’t get through on the phone to arrange our water delivery please advise. Sent DM

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@MPSTowerHam Dog murderers. Simple as that. No need at all to destroy those dogs. Just a little patience and the right equipment. They were terrified.

[. @ExecutiveXPin]

Global warming has stopped & now it's global cooling, as we all suspected. We also realise that it is a UN-led scam to grab control of a $6 trillion world energy market, for globalists like the WEF. NOAA released this graph & temperatures have been falling since 2015, NOT rising.

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@FightHaven

[YERRboi Shredda @ShreddaSosa]

My $1400 iPhone 11 Pro after they reveal the iPhone 12 #AppleEvent

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@ronnieo147 I was at the Crucible final in 2001 and 2004. Will never forget #hero

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

Still can’t believe he fed the bus a carrot

[Laurence @LSCJ121]

scousers man 😂

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I’ve been asked to give and apology, so here goes.. If you’re offended by my cannabis ads, I dont give a fuck

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

"The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist-deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five." - Carl Sagan

[UNILAD @UNILAD]

This is how it's done 😂😂

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Despite being a BMW fan, if I look at an X4 for long enough I can convince myself that I never want to own another one. Fucking abomination.

[Dave @ninjadave0]

@GaryLineker @UFCEurope @TheNotoriousMMA Think of it like this.. Boxing is the sport of punching, MMA is the sport of fighting

[MILO @Nero]

Rape hoaxer jailed for 2 years. More of this please! https://t.co/pTWo1e2Y0g