Jen

Happily married mother of 2

[CIA @CIA]

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

Woody is simultaneously great at his job & completely inept... I think I work with a Woody or 2! #PsychAllNight

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

Roday is a sexy beast! #PsychAllNight

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

There's something very wrong when we're under a snow advisory yet I have a fan blowing in my cubicle to keep from passing out

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

A day where I wake up to snow on the ground should not end with me this angry. It's just not right.

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

Couldn't put it better "@Espngreeny: So, to recap: Halftime and #Seahawks, awesome. Commercials and #Broncos, atrocious. #SuperBowlXLVIII"

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

Is Denver this bad? Or is Seattle this good? Yes.

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

We were due for a horrible Super Bowl. I just didn't think this would be the one.

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

@abqLaura admit it, ur a closet Denver fan lol. Or maybe you just like Peyton? ;-)

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

@abqLaura honestly I didn't expect anything this year either. We had NOBODY but Brady lol. But then we made it that far?! Wtf?! Lol

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

@abqLaura y'all haven't even come close lately ;-) we BOTH lost the last game against these teams. We were both so close lol

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

@abqLaura I was definitely feeling that commercial though. Hubs is a Niners fan & I'm a Pats fan so this is a tough one for us both Lol

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

I'm truly convinced that 99% what pisses me off as an adult can be blamed on participation trophies. Time to quit praising mediocrity.

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

So not in the mood to spend my Monday morning listening to old people talk about their various aches & pains

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

Sometimes my mind is completely blown by the things that other people say. And I'm the one accused of saying the wrong thing at times?! Wow

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

My boss wants to be king of Mars, race buggies all day, & plot his eventual invasion of Earth. Who says boys never grow up?! Lol

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

I'm clearly hopeless. Had my phone like 6 mon & even with the otterbox I've cracked my screen AGAIN.

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

Boss got us all cars for Christmas! Ok just car shaped mice for our computers, but still cool! Lol

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

When ppl use me to threaten other ppl, I don't know whether to be offended or proud. And I still don't understand why I'm so scary! :-)

[Jen @ninjagiraffe]

I think one of my favorite things about this time of year is all the birds