Brian

Stream of possible coherent thoughts being shouted into the imaginary twitterverse

[saka_1 @saka_1c]

@E1podcast "The magic isn't in the cards...it's in the coming together. It's in the gathering together. The Magic is in The Gathering itself."

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.)
Today, I officially librated that ending.

Er, what does that mean?

🧵

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

this is probably the craziest breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nothing makes me laugh more than the lotr cast zoom

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Only one team can save Twitter now...

[Javier Lanza @javierlanza]

La hinchada #ECU ya tiene el primer hit del #FIFAWorldCup : “Queremos cerveza, queremos cerveza”

[Brian @ninjali96]

Yu Yu Hakusho really is such a great anime. Vibes immaculate.

[Brian @ninjali96]

@RGIII I'm down. Let's do it.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

"I can't believe what I just saw." #NASCARPlayoffs

[Brian @ninjali96]

What's more reasonable to yall: beans for breakfast or beans for dessert? (Englishs breakfast or red bean soup basically)

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

every breaking bad fan has a PHD in video editing

[TheLastHAIRbender @__imdrea]

Unfortunately the hype is true. Waking up earlier, eating right, working out, and reading do amazing things for your mental health.

*honorable mention… cutting alcohol.

[Brian @ninjali96]

Nothing like eating some chicken wings after getting boned by a test.

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The votes are in- you’ve decided to upgrade to fish class & fly w/ 747!

747 was deemed an order of magnitude more massive than 901, who experienced troubling tummy turbulence enroute. 901 made a strong start in her 1st #FatBearWeek appearance. Expect big things in the future!

[Brian @ninjali96]

Whales > Goldfish when it comes to a cheddar cracker snack... but Cheez-It reign supreme

[Brian @ninjali96]

Nothing prepares you for feeling warm street sewer gas between the holes of your crocs 😵‍💫

[Brian @ninjali96]

Sometimes I catch myself being an NPC. It's like a glitch in the matrix, lol.

[Brian @ninjali96]

@mrmatuu Bro luna got that worm in your brain to make you like picking up her poop. Lmao

[Brian @ninjali96]

Bring back sunrooms @Wendys