Muffin

xbox: Rag The Muffin I drink too much. Let's star fuck

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

Writing a story about my life.
First line: 'I'm a cunt, but you knew that when you fucked me'

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

BLACK OPS 2 IS BACK BABY #backwardscompatibility #xboxone #blackops2 I'M SO HAPPY

[God @OmgMeDamnit]

I don't care about you. Please share this with friends.

[God @OmgMeDamnit]

Everything happens for a reason you make up afterwards.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

Does anyone here play 7 Days to Die? I feel like it's a great game but is it going to get any better on the xbox? Glitch HELL

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

I cannot be dealing with the fact that tomorrow is Monday.
Nope.
Fuck that.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

You definitely had me at "I think you are offensive".

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

It's only Wednesday. Fuck.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

How much wood could a wood fuck fuck if a wood fuck could fuck wood?
Fuck

[Zoe Margolis 🦁💚🤍❤️ @girlonetrack]

I know it's Flying Ant Day over here because I just retrieved three of them from my sports bra after they died a True Death in my cleavage.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

Catch me up. What's new. Who's fucking who, who's still not fucked who, who's actually fucked in the last 5 months?

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

That's second Base. 😙

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

The perfect welcome back @AnAverageGiant 😍

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

TWITTER. I LASTED 5 MONTHS. NOW I'M BACK

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I am great with comebacks but I require a 5 minute window.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

My Heart* aches for you.

* Mouth.
** Throat.
** Cunt.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

Just watched The Revenant. Feel like I need to lie down in a quiet room for a day

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

I've got small hands.

[Muffin @ninjalou12]

Gin + vodka with a hint of cranberry juice = a lie in a glass.
#healthy