The Ninjamunkey

dad joke expert, USMC vet/ titanium stress tester, procrastinator in training, farmer in heart, stoner in mind

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@medicalgrower42 420 friendly shopping malls, take me back to 1985 and the skunks by the dumpster and the princess being in another castle.

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@ShaneAHardin @DFWPol Poor poor liberal Shane 🤣🤣🤣

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@ShaneAHardin Voter fraud in Texas is simple. I vote for my choice, the machine has an issue so we roll it to the back of the YMCA and put another in place.

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@WillPHarrison I’d recommend some Texas based fun with Justin Ross and Deadwood Revival.

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@ShaneAHardin Ah yes, the mesquite blood panel. Good call.

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@medicalgrower42 A secret chord that pleases the Him.

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@ShaneAHardin @Sec_Noem

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@nova2cotton One. Time. Indoor grow, guano supplement. Watering time smelled like a locker room on chili night.

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@ShaneAHardin @bofrench Ever been to a bath house?

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@ShaneAHardin Stop watching the Jerry Lee Lewis movie, then

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@HalfwayPost They blaming weed yet?

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@ShaneAHardin Johnnie Blue Skies. No problem. Metamodern Country is an easy #2

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@ShaneAHardin

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@ShaneAHardin Come to Oklahoma, we’re number 50!

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@medicalgrower42 I can usually only eat 3-4 boneless wings, I can’t calculate how long it’ll take to for a couch. Do I have to eat the celery too?

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@ShaneAHardin A bridge

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@ShaneAHardin Or if you want population control in certain areas….

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@JanJekielek @AlexBerenson Yeah it’s awful. Not it’s not. It is. Not is my precious. It’s wonderful. Shut up you! We find no symptoms of psychosis with daily use. GTFO

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@ShaneAHardin Imagine if the Spanish or Aztecs ever made it to Utah. Like, well before Brigham Young and his magic hat. Montezuma could have stored gold in the Ute region. In Spanish!