Mystic Meg

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

What a mouthy fucking bitch 😂

[📸 @THINGEO]

Imagine waking up the next day to see yourself all over social media

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

I wanna know what he's doing about the Astley Warehouses and nothing else.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"We want to build back that trust"

Andy Burnham vows to help support the farming community, including building reservoirs on farms to help with water shortages

[Dave Throup @DaveThroup]

The emergency alert was requested by fire and rescue services who are at breaking point. The military (rightly) have been called in to support.

And a timeline full of whining that it made them jump, spoiled their meal, is obvious etc

Embarrassing.

[rebs ☾ ★ @rebsdnd]

Icl unless there’s a meteor headed for my house don’t do that alarm shit again.

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

random thought but yk what kills me about nigerian deadbeat dads? they make sure to name their kid(s) before they leave

[martha @mxmsworld]

Every time it’s forecasted to rain… it doesn’t.

[e @eri_lovesu]

@boujeebx especially the biracial ones🤣🤣oluwadamilola but you cant even pronounce jollof rice

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

Ads...??

[Julia Thee Junglist Historian @Miss_Toppin]

Dear @thetimes
Now the you have hounded this Black academic to death, will you finally stop running those ads?

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

😔😩

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨🇭🇷 WATCH: Last night’s wildfire in Omiš, Croatia, captured in apocalyptic footage that looks like it was lifted straight from a feature film

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

1. People shouldn't have to stay with you just because of the sacrifices you've made for them, if they're no longer in love with you.

2. You shouldn't want someone to pity-date you because of the sacrifices you've made for them.

3. When gifting your partner, be realistic. This isn't a Korean movie.

4. Lessons worth learning are usually expensive. You learn and move on.

[Cherry 🇯🇲 • R&B Hidden Gems @CherrySays_]

The annoying thing about this heat is that I still need to use my duvet so I’m frying myself alive rn

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty today; one of the things he said was:

“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership, posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back within 1 hour.”

Damn.

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

I thought Putin finally pressed the red button. Meanwhile, it was just the government saying "no babacue"

[Shelbie 🦁 @_shelbie97]

"Shat" trending in the UK after the alert is absolutely sending me looool

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

My mum’s hearing aids are permanently connected to her phone via Bluetooth, so you can imagine the sort of evening she’s had.

[josh @j0shzs]

everyone coming to twitter to see if the government warning means we getting nuked

[Cameron Bradbury 카메론 @CamJBradbury]

My phone for no reason whatsoever:

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

Yh it basically hibernates itself to protect the roots. When the weather machine is reset it'll come back. It'll look terrible for ages but it'll be back.

[Dominic @Domjb03]

Is there anyone that knows about grass that knows if this grass is actually going to come back? It’s basically just dusty dirt now

[Mystic Meg @NinjaNeezy]

Oh my god 😩

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Ex-Cambridge professor at centre of plagiarism row found dead https://t.co/TAJLaIvQtv

[Anya Martin @AnyaM8_]

Seems quite a misuse of the emergency alert tbh. I thought they were supposed to be for imminent danger like incoming missiles, tsunamis, etc. Misusing it will cause people to switch them off. Dangerous!