Nashville Joe

My name's not Joe

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

level 1 idiot shit is texting a link to myself because i don’t know an easier way to get it from my computer to my phone. level 44 idiot shit is hearing my phone buzz 1.5 seconds later and going “oh who’s that”

[Nashville Joe @ninjarejecter]

Oh shit it's been like 5 years since I used this oops

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Watch Adrian become the 31st player to join the 3,000 career hit club. #Beltre3k https://t.co/4rUTmeXb2H

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Any plans for next Wed. at 7:05 pm?

Vote below, then RT for a chance to win 4 tickets in a suite for the 5/31 game.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Walk-offs are fun! #LoneStarGrit https://t.co/ZgNxdOcwob

[Nashville Joe @ninjarejecter]

@SUKnives Chuck SUKs trucks and fucks

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Keeping mashing, Joey! 💪💪💪 https://t.co/3WDgcV6kfX

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Exit Velocity: 116.1 mph - 2017’s hardest hit HR
Distance: 462 feet - 2017’s farthest hit HR.
Translation: DESTROYED ⚾️ https://t.co/duzKikanpf

[Nashville Joe @ninjarejecter]

Just entered to Win Free Cheddar Fries for a Year! https://t.co/1fnxzmm5ZB from @

[Nashville Joe @ninjarejecter]

Welp. Sirens are going off in Dallas for no apparent reason. If I'm in the blast radius, its been real 🤘🏻

[MLB @MLB]

Milestones. Antics.

We’re for ready you, Adrian Beltre.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Best shot of Dirk's 30,000th goes to @tynowell, who not only caught the follow through but the faces in the crowd

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Valentines Day, thank god that's over

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

This weekend: NO ⚾
Next weekend: ⚾
Following weekend: ⚾
The weekend after that: ⚾
The weekend after that: ⚾
The weekend after that: ⚾
Th--

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

My @ChipotleTweets submission:

Fill my mouth with meat
Chipotle's a tasty treat
Makes me twist my teats

[Nashville Joe @ninjarejecter]

@ejane_12 not with that attitude.

[Cujo Knows @cujoknows]

The Choke Hall of Fame welcomes it's newest member!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Lady Gaga's halftime show performance 😍