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[spooky em @ninom3001]

a list of things that make me smile 💕💫

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[The Stuttering Sissy @chulito_jotito]

This man lost to Biden.

Lost by ALOT.

If you think that this is ANYTHING other than misogyny at play you’re lying to yourself.

She is THE most qualified candidate on YEARS.

She is viciously intelligent and driven.

She is losing ground with MEN, latine & Blk voters.

[spooky em @ninom3001]

@theeinsteinss @Phil_Lewis_ you’re really proud of this one huh. replied to so many posts with it

not a lot of “love and joy” you’re spreading

[spooky em @ninom3001]

the newest patreon of @heyriddleriddle is reciting jurassic park from memory and i just wanted to remind them about the laugh/growl that Ian Malcolm (jeff goldblum) does on the helicopter. it’s life-changing

[spooky em @ninom3001]

have been trapped on a green line train for 30 minutes… great weekend to show my brother around i guess #LoveTheT #MBTa

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[spooky em @ninom3001]

@dog_rates 13, recently diagnosed with diabetes, still kicking, loving life 😌💘

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

once again. i was not drafted for the puppy bowl. apparently. i am a little too big. regardless. i am watching from the couch. and hope both teams have fun

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

love is real. and it’s cuddles in the morning. it’s alternating yawns. it’s one reeeally big stretch. as the sun begins to spill across the household

[spooky em @ninom3001]

i love that vassar is just obscure enough to be a jeopardy! clue all the time ❤️

[spooky em @ninom3001]

not gonna lie, i was smiling through, like, all of jeopardy! tonight. ken jennings cursing? three of my favorite players? a chemistry final? feels like it was made for me on this full moon

[spooky em @ninom3001]

@Pizzawitjo we have to start the podcast, i’m telling you

[spooky em @ninom3001]

horses have mullets #demetrimartin

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

whats a fish with no eyes.

dead

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human pretends my body is a set of bongos. they don’t have much rhythm. but it makes them very happy

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my morning nap ran over. so i am a few minutes late. for my midday nap. this probably means. i will be a little late. for my early afternoon nap. and my post dinner snooze. this is why buffers are necessary. between events on your schedule

[mark sagerer @UncleMarkle]

,

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. i haven’t said it in a while. but i love you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if i do a big stretch. but nobody is around to say. ohhh big stretch. it was still a big stretch. it counts