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[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

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[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

what? sam, i need you to tell me what eteled did!

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

you know, i think it would be called a butterfly effect that if my dad hadn't bought that wii for me, i wouldn’t have met sam, nor have been traumatized to shit, nor have literally experienced ANY of the shit that happened.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

what.. w-what do you mean..?

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

..you ARE the same ‘sam’ i called last night, right? ya know, about the wii?

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

sam i- i just wanna help you.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

but, then i saw the mii’s face. it looked EXACTLY like eteled’s face.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

what was i thinking when i said that?

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

...you want me to come over. why exactly?

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

i decided to play bowling, since it was my favorite sport.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

he started to creep me out a bit.. so i decided to delete him.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

i.. i just don't want you in my mii channel.. you’re ..you’re creepy, an-and you’re just creeping me out, im sorry!

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

but whenever i tried to play as them, they would just- reload as eteled.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

the reason i’m contacting you- is to get the wii destroyed. so eteled cannot do any more harm.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

wow, a wii! thanks, dad!

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

y-yeah! it’s uh..it’s really cool!

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

what surprised me about the wii was the controller, as it reminded me more of a tv remote.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

that meant..no matter what game i played, i always have to play as… eteled.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

i tried asking my dad for a new wii so i can start over, but.. he doesn't acknowledge eteled’s existence.

[kyle sanders. @nintendotrauma]

well he chopped off my mii’s LEGS AND HEAD!