Henry

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@Jeremy_Hritz Does the opposite of what everyone expects.

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@Jason______A Rookie doesn’t know how a deposit works when buying a car

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

I love X.

Only here will you get a full on cost analysis for Panda Express 😂

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Panda's food cost on that plate is around $3. They sell it to you for ~$11. If you tried to make it at home you probably spent $15 on ingredients and an hour of your life to lose this race. Here's why the scale math is brutal.

Panda buys boneless chicken thighs at wholesale: around $2/lb, sometimes less on contract. The same cut at your grocery store runs $3-5/lb. You're paying a 2x retail markup before you've turned on the stove.

Then stack the ingredient tax. Orange chicken at home needs cornstarch, soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil, orange juice, brown sugar, garlic, ginger, and frying oil. Each bottle costs $3-8. You use a tablespoon of each and toss the rest a year later. Panda buys these inputs in drums and the per-plate seasoning cost rounds to zero.

Labor is where the comparison breaks. A Panda cook plates 200-300 entrees per shift. Marginal labor is ~90 seconds at ~$18/hr, so about $0.50 of labor per tray. You spent 45 minutes on yours. At any honest hourly rate, the time cost more than the meal.

Panda sells 115 million pounds of orange chicken a year. At that volume, they're functionally a food manufacturer with 2,400 retail outlets. The plate is the last step in a commodities pipeline.

A chain running 90-second wok labor on commodity chicken beats your home kitchen every time. That's the whole business.

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@D3GSolutions I guess it’s always right at open lol

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@D3GSolutions I think it ll go back up pre market tmrw

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@D3GSolutions It’s gonna go back up in premarket

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@rdd147 I noticed that too - do u know why?

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@options_seller7 Damn that sucks

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

RIP my dawg Kevin 💯

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

RIP to everyone that has ever died.
WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

[ᴄᴏʟᴇ @CREAMYCOLE]

Me in the stands after Ja Morant hits a 3

[trash jones @jzux]

can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses

[blue @bluewmist]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@EliteOptions2 It’s gotta be tsla

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@Cmoney365247 Ayeee you recovered tho

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@ATHMLG @Cmoney365247 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Keezy💲🪙 @baehelpkeezy]

Y'all be mean af until y'all start a
business now it's "hey loves”😂

[Is Nico Harrison A Bitch Today? @nicoharisabitch]

Yes

[Tech N Tortillas 🦅🦅🌵 @techntortillas]

Who is Patrick Mahomes to you?

Josh Allen:

[Henry @NintendoWii_]

@cheetah Come back to the chiefs

[ESPN @espn]

MAHOMES IS NOW 4-0 VS. JOSH ALLEN IN THE PLAYOFFS 😱

THE CHIEFS' THREE-PEAT DREAM IS ALIVE 🔥