It is so deeply surreal to wake up every morning, read the absolutely unhinged dystopian nonsense happening in the news, and then log into goddamn Microsoft Teams. Like, what?
🎄 DAY 1 of 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 🎄
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Happy victory Monday ⚡️ fam. A fan has donated 1 ticket to be given away for the Eagles game. RT this post to enter and a winner will be announced tomorrow morning. Have a great day everyone. #BoltUp
If you would’ve asked me in 2012 if I wanted to fly on a private jet to a secluded island to bang 14 year olds I would’ve said absolutely but I need to ask my mom first