wobbly chair and rope duo

just ur regular 24 year old dɏke

[wobbly chair and rope duo @nippletonipple]

didn't realise meeting @babyqueen would result in a tattoo but here we are

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

I've said i've made mistakes and that nobody is perfect, but on this you really don't have to worry!

[b @twunkez]

trying to convince gay people to play World of Warcraft

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.”

Me: I promise.

Me three drinks later:

[𖤐 mateo knowles | petal ꕤ｡˚⋆ @arianas_dild0]

this was attempted murder

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[🌵dont_jinxit🌵 @dont_jinxit]

Bad dragon out-bidding cult of the lamb for the Jim Carrey ass birth rhino was not on my 2026 bingo card

[Christopher @molochofficial]

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

knowing this image is being printed onto a candle somewhere right now is frying me

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

that’s my Latina sister Lady Guadalupe Hernandez Gagita yall 😭😭😭❤️

[bobbi @scielhearts]

an affordable game about medieval lesbians starring jennifer english??? i’m so sat

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

“you block people over politics??” bitch i block people for hating on ARTPOP idgaf

[𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐇 @nichblink]

Lady Gaga went to Russia and Indonesia when she was 24 fighting for Gay rights. DON'T SPEAK ON HER

[wobbly chair and rope duo @nippletonipple]

finally some good fucking news

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

this is like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa

[wobbly chair and rope duo @nippletonipple]

@AustinJohnPlays Thank god for these codes, just traded my Haunter. I hope whoever got my Babbage takes good care of him!