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Your mommy didn't warn you about people like me!

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

Everyone has a moment where they realize islands do not “float” on the ocean

[Dante' Jones @Dantej21]

Unbelievable footage from the pileup on I-70 today. My jaw dropped to the floor first time I saw this video.

[no @nippys]

It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees from. -w

[no @nippys]

Man Puts Dead Raccoon on McDonald’s Table https://t.co/Hm00J2Aw3F via @YouTube

[no @nippys]

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Tomlin

[Words @wordstionary]

Breakdowns can create breakthroughs.

[Words @wordstionary]

Don't worry about what people say behind your back. They are the people who are finding faults in your life instead of fixing their own.

[no @nippys]

The world is a dangerous place 2 live; not because of people who r evil, but because of the people who dont do anything about it. -Einstein

[no @nippys]

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. -Teilhard de chardin

[no @nippys]

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. -Mead

[no @nippys]

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - Eliot

[no @nippys]

Weird is a side-effect of Awesome!

[no @nippys]

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Benny

[no @nippys]

Dinner Guests have arrived!

[no @nippys]

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. - Borowitz