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Philosopher/computer plumber. I consider the deeper meaning of plungering the intertubes.

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@TotesChris This process is greatly simplified - and can be repeated daily - if you're a barefoot commando.

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I was recently described as "not looking like I was full of porn".

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@Nonapeptide Looks like that boot could be slid back from the plug, easing operation of the retainer clip

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unsatisfactory excuse for wheat bread

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A triple wedgie is apparently a sort of a sandwich.

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just got distracted by a packet of mustard

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You mean like entropy? RT @philiph: When you think about it, isn’t every heater a space heater?

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combat your dearth of meat snacks with this one old weird trick

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"I wonder what's holding back the water..." she mused. Dam curious girl

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There are more than 1 trillion google ways to arrange a 78 card tarot deck, and that's before counting inverted cards.

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Fun fact: there are only slightly more ways to arrange a euchre deck than molecules in a mole. (24! vs Avogadro constant)

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#TodayInIT: 29000 emails in 4 minutes. (This is not a bug.)

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They lied. There *WERE* user serviceable parts inside.

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"Fortunately, nobody got killed" - not a phrase I should use as often as I do

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if you burn the fish instead of simmering it, you've pooched it instead of poached it

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Industrial safety training. Gravity is a potential energy source; how you gonna lock **THAT** out?

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@exairian ( http://t.co/wjOgf59CuU )

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@exairian FENNEL WITH ALMONDS, GRAPES, OLIVES, DRIED FIGS & CHEESE

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At the moment, I rather wish that I'd bought bitcoin around $.05

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#TodayInIT: "Quick question - How do I turn it on?" . . "Try pressing the power button." . . "Never saw that before! Had it for a year!"