mama D

island gyal 🇯🇲| boy mom | forensic lover|book lover

[mama D @niquebabe16]

@Fata_dana_pound @ChampionPrezzi Yeahh, what she said lol

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Lmfaoooo

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cohen: Travis Kelce came to see your San Diego show. It looked like it was his bachelor party when he came to see you, did you interact with him at all that night?

Chappelle: Well, of course I did. I was shocked, I had never seen anything like that. A whoreless bachelor party. Whatever makes you happy, Travis. I heard he was getting married at Madison Square Garden. You would think I could have got an invite, but I didn't. I didn't make the 15,000 closest friends

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

CAPE VERDE SOME REAL NIGGAS.

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Looooool

[mama D @niquebabe16]

2 years later and I can finally start to breathe. Post partum is crazy

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Love a good cars meme

[ahmed baokbah 🇸🇦 🏎️🛩️ @ahmed_baokbah]

F1 community after Russell kept pole position

[ahmed baokbah 🇸🇦 🏎️🛩️ @ahmed_baokbah]

F1 community after Russell kept pole position

[mama D @niquebabe16]

LMFAOOO

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Looooool

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Baby life really hard enuh. Can u imagine ya sleep good good and your own bottom just farts and scares u out your sleep? Oh dear God man. Justice for babies.

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

I don't question women who don't want kids or have no maternal instincts. I knew 100% I wanted to be a mom so why Dem cya know 100% they don't?

[Pedrito. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @iRealPedro]

Hey @AndrewHolnessJM … everybody telling me something different, how about a press conference… the nation is confused and quite frankly… your cabinet members too

[mama D @niquebabe16]

😭😭😭

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Looooooool

[mama D @niquebabe16]

How do I get my toddler to sleep in this?? HELP

[mama D @niquebabe16]

@RjNotRajay Relatable 😂

[yas @adoomies3]

Me checking my bank account after spending all my money

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Looool

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Literally the life I live because how? Lool

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keke Palmer was caught OFF GUARD when she realized her son had climbed onto the kitchen counter by himself in the middle of an interview 😭👀

“How the hell did you get up there by yourself? He’s getting so big, it’s so hard to know how he’s able to do all this stuff.” 🤣

[mama D @niquebabe16]

I cried after doing deadlifts 😂

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

What was the first sign that you knew you were pregnant before getting a positive test? OTHER THAN NAUSEA

[mama D @niquebabe16]

Sweet me bad

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

I thought my tolerance was just low because I haven't drank in so long, now I see dis and know Dem just fucking LIE.