Nirlaj Paapi

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

You can be person whose superpower is convincing people but you still can't convince your parents for a trip with your friends.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

When life gives people lemons, they make lemonade.

Meanwhile me:

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

I was born to slay, ye “article ka plag hata de” kya hota h ?

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Me to everyone these days:

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

I may pretend I’m fine but I promise that I’m struggling too.

#Idkshit #jordy

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

People who have been single their whole adult life should be given a PhD in singleness.

People is me.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Going to the police station because "Report likhwani hai mera dimag kahi kho gya h"

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Going to the police station because
"Report likhwani hai mera bestfriend kho gya hai"

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Going to the police station because
"Report likhwani h mera valentine's day ka plan kho gya h"

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Getting lasik done because "10th k baad jo maze hote h wo mujhe dikh nahi rhe chashme k saath"

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

At the end of the day, all we have is food.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

Are bas yaar..Hogya...Aur kitni thand 😭😭😭

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

@highonsaudade @bhakkk_lol Itni sardi hai. Bahar jaake bimar hone se achha hai Rajai me baith ke MemeChat App par memes dekho.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

@iamjaanhvi Itni sardi hai. Bahar jaake bimar hone se achha hai Rajai me baith ke MemeChat App par memes dekho.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

@Rakulpreet Itni sardi hai. Bahar jaake bimar hone se achha hai Rajai me baith ke MemeChat App par memes dekho.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

@Social_Samosa @official_iml Itni sardi hai. Bahar jaake bimar hone se achha hai Rajai me baith ke MemeChat App par memes dekho.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

@forever_akela Itni sardi hai. Bahar jaake bimar hone se achha hai Rajai me baith ke MemeChat App par memes dekho.

[Nirlaj Paapi @nirlaj_paapi]

I stay silent on "Somwar" because it's Maun-day.