Jordan Beck

''Twitter Account''

[chalupa batman @nnabuck]

BEHOLD: the UP’s comments on local protests. THIS IS WHY WE NEED EDUCATION AND CHANGE-ESPECIALLY IN PREDOMINATELY WHITE COMMUNITIES.

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

@drilbot_neo

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

@ContextBoomer @NoContextBoomer

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight?

I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs.

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

@IanKarmel Vampire Weekend

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Thanks Facebook, but I'm not really sure this helps

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

I’ve been thinking about how @PatriotHole would have covered Trump’s drink bleach idea, and one of the things I would have written is a blog angrily accusing janitors of keeping the secret miracle cure of disinfectant all to themselves.

[Noples Chamber of Commerce @visitnoples]

april 2019 vs. april 2020
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

i can't believe this worked #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i have decided to have a feud with blathers so i have set up all my bugs, fishes, and fossils in front of his building. come visit jonny’s museum instead :)

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

when it’s 2019 and someone asks why you spent the entire weekend at home

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Writing my futuristic sci-fi novel “The Man Who Can Walk Outside And Sit Down At A Restaurant With Friends And Eat Pancakes”

[Discreet 🍥 @DiscreetLatino]

truly ahead of their time

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@jp_mcdade @v0teordie Tom Hanks gets COVID-19
Ted Cruz home on quarantine
Weinstein guilty/ Stocks a mess
Trump sleeps through his own address
Flights from Europe banned from map
Sarah Palin tries to rap
They just shut down the NBA
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

when will @politico apologize for this blatant yooper erasure

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

@NoContextBoomer

[Jordan Beck @nirniva]

@NoContextBoomer