NIRVANA

Staking my way to nirvana. Start at 50 and you’re old, die at 50 and you’re young? Old to live, young to die? Fuck that.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

Remember any model can be "scary accurate" if you tweak it enough and overlook the parts where it isn't.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@benjamincowen Congrats 🍾

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@CryptoCatcherX @astrodotbuild Wow this is cool! Gotta test it out! Thanks 🙏

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@cobie Oh Cobie, you absolute pajeet incarnate.

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES
TAKE YOUR COINS OFF EXCHANGES

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@ascetic0x @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade @PolymarketMoney @PolyBaddies @zscdao Awesome 👏

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@solidintel_x @grok is @MicroStrategy afraid of @jpmorgan ?😆🫣

[naiive @naiivememe]

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas

[CR1337 @CR1337]

New EU🇪🇺flag just dropped

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

🚨 BREAKING: IS BITCOIN ABOUT TO BLACK FRIDAY YOUR ENTIRE PORTFOLIO INTO OBLIVION?! 😱💥
😭🤣

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

Oh look, suddenly every crypto genius morphed into Nostradamus overnight. “I called the top at exactly 126k per $BTC, bro!” Yeah, and tomorrow you’ll nail the bottom right after your mom’s boyfriend finally moves out. Congrats, clairvoyant—you’re still broke.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

$btc

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

While I think Bitcoin will go to the 200W SMA ($60k-$70k) in 2026, there is a high probability it will have a bounce back to the 200D SMA before going that low.

All prior cycle bear markets were confirmed by a macro lower high at the 200D SMA.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@GldnCalf Always to late.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@BlackholeDex Darkcember?

[RunnerMU @RunnerXBT]

Sharing this classic from last bear market

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@izebel_eth 🤣 Holy shit, it's Michael Saylor, not Captain fuckin' Crunch, you absolute walnut!

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

Fuck your #Bitcoin Black Friday narrative.

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@jamesrichardfry new feature unlocked: BRAIN

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@benjamincowen

[NIRVANA @nirvanawen]

@JamesWynnReal rolled outta bed, scratched his ass, and declared: "Alright, team, full-throttle moron mode—let’s crank the stupid to eleven!"