hansen👀4decoys

28 | Artist | Editor | absolute freak | decoy dan pls open ur dms

[hansen👀4decoys @nirvannathefan]

#MATTJAY: historians will say they were "very good friends"

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

chris hansen watching primetime

[contingent @decidualcast]

what does “not everything needs a fandom” even mean? you are just stupid 😭“”the phenomenon of liking something shouldn’t happen..”” its so stupid just because some of you have irl friends or boyfriends you take it out on people who find love with chris hansen? just bullies, you.

[hansen👀4decoys @nirvannathefan]

Chris Hansen (the old one)

[hello world @seulpeunda]

a Girl who is going to be okay

[hansen👀4decoys @nirvannathefan]

@th1sr3allysucks Hes weird af nowadays

[jacko @jackoapples]

smoke break
#dansen

[APPENDYKZ @APPENDYKZ]

Moe overload, he's too powerful, please send help

[hansen👀4decoys @nirvannathefan]

This being official TCAP merch is fucking insane

[ari @hansenplum]

They know when they walk outside, that the police are there and they’re gonna get. handcuffs put on them, so why not hang out with chris hansen for a few more minutes?

[REMÈDETIME ₍^. .^₎⟆ #camietwt @LOSERPHILIA]

Primetime Chris Hansen is lowkey just someone’s oc

[mari ☀️ @danny_plums]

chris buying a clit suction vibe for ftm dan and using it on him while he fucks him and not letting up even after dan cums over and over until dan passes out on his dick ☺️

[☀️ @decoydancocaine]

well r u coming over or nott >_______<

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

Me singing along on the Fortnite battle bus after 200 hours of finding nothing but sprite gizmos

[hello world @seulpeunda]

that Hung smile

[𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎🔞 @taboofiction]

don’t look! he’s changing #dansen

[𓂅 @fIeshworId]

you say Robert Pattinson Baseball Scene. you’re thinking of twilight. i’m thinking about psuedo incest dadson realness

[dan @stopmakingzense]

your gay friend youre trying really hard to ignore: So have you seen primetime

[Kwispy @I_AmKwispy]

I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪 ᭪༊ @nyymphilim]

all i’m saying is if a dilf said that i reminded him of his son but older… idk how i would act either….