Auntie Bait

Structural Engineer | Funny in a way that jeopardizes my job prospects

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Imaging being the raptors intern who had to call around asking teams if they want Dick

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are nearing deal sending Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors for Brandon Ingram, Gradey Dick, 2 first-round picks, 1 pick swap and 2 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN. A return to Canada for the Raptors champion and two-time Finals MVP.

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

If my boss changes his mind on this report one more time I’m gonna name check him in my note when I kms on lunch

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Might actually listen to fore play just to hear TC rip apart that brutal coverage lmao

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Monumental show tomorrow.

@TronCarterNLU steps into the lion’s den after heavily criticizing the NBC broadcast.

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

They better water the fuck out of these greens, I got downpayment type money on Bryson to miss the cut

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Wyndham Clark cannot keep getting away with this #stopthesteal

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Am I taking crazy pills to think that from a Canadian perspective (where we bear no costs, committed no military action, but get a non-nuclear Iran and potential pathway to peace in the Middle East) it is worth it?

[CTV News @CTVNews]

#BREAKING: PM Carney calls war in Iran ‘worth it,’ says tentative deal a ‘game changer’ https://t.co/1ZaTAMtmFi

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Trump makes his cabinet do this to him with Epstein’s ashes every morning

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

No fucking way Trump bathes or showers on his own. He’s cleaned by others like an elephant.

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

God there is nothing I love seeing more than Carter Hart getting lit the fuck up

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

If this happened to me I might not shut up about it for the rest of the year. It’d be NYE and I’d be saying shit like “it was the year of the 59”

[Sara @SaraCivian]

My bf got a hole in one and shot 59 today im never hearing the end of this

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

75% of my job is just bullshitting with authority and then having nightmares for the next month wondering whether I was right or not

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

As funny as this is, I’m still so confused why he’s got beef with Khaled

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Drake calls out DJ Khaled for not speaking up for Palestine on ‘ICEMAN’:

"Your people are still waiting for a 'Free Palestine' but apparently everything isn't black and white and red and green.”

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

I’d immediately start buying and returning the same high price item on repeat until it covers it

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fintech startup launches “Buy Now, Pay Maybe” card that randomly covers some purchases.

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

@NUCLRGOLF Cheat

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Hey guys, don’t forget to buy the dip when the market crashes this time from covid 2.0

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: It’s been revealed 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to “all corners” of the world, including to the United States — and one is already critically ill.

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

It’s hilarious how much this note reads like a Trump tweet, the only thing it’s missing is the signature “SAD!”

[David Enrich @davidenrich]

🚨 Epstein's apparent suicide note, unsealed today at the request of @nytimes.
"They investigated me for months. Found NOTHING!!
It is a treat to be able to choose one's time to say goodbye.
Watcha want me to do- Bust out cryin!!
NO FUN--NOT WORTH IT!!" https://t.co/LS5z1AnCFV

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Every new screenshot she releases further solidifies to me he wanted to hit so bad (real)

[TMZ @TMZ]

Candace Owens took to X Tuesday to share alleged texts from Charlie Kirk, in which he said he had a feeling from the beginning of Turning Point USA that he “might get wiped out at any time,” and that Owens was the “piece God” meant for him to meet, adding that she “will finish the fight.”

(📸: X/RealCandaceO)

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Lowkey looks like a 2010 facebook mafia game with rapper skins

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake's website "Drake Related" has been updated for 'ICEMAN' 🥶

The site, modeled after his Toronto home, The Embassy, now appears frozen over as users navigate through different locations on the property.

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Blue button cucks saying red button chads are selfish for choose red as if it’s their fault you chose suicide

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.